Ex Post Intelligencer - newspaper of OrangeLobster

19

exWashingtonians: If you ever needed a reason to fight...here it is:

7 • Day 623, 20:58 • Published in USA USA

•

http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/vecherniy-washington-193030/1

Like their logo? Didn't think so. I've attached it in case it has changed since this writing. Note the City of Seattle symbol flying on the RUS colors.

Mad yet?

Though I' … read more »

7

The Checkboard States of America

4 • Day 609, 17:25 • Published in USA USA

•

Washington, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Alaska, Nevada, Utah, Montana.......I need a map!

63

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK. Why, then, are we putting Canada first?

31 • Day 606, 09:03 • Published in USA USA

•

Open Question:

Why are we ordering our military to fight in Canada's defense while the Russians are cutting through our NorthWest like a hot knife through butter?

Our ACTUAL homeland is being attacked, but our military is away from the action.

12

All eWashingtonians: Head for the hills! Then turn around and fight!

4 • Day 605, 14:40 • Published in USA USA

•

We are under attack. It is CRITICAL that you move to one of our nation's states with a Q5 hospital; New Jersey, Florida, or Kansas. Fight and protect Washington's honor from there.

WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!

OrangeLobster

Our Congresswoman,

8

All eWashingtonians: A Call to Arms

5 • Day 602, 17:40 • Published in USA USA

•

It is not hard to imagine what will happen if eRussia successfully invades and occupies eAlaska. Our very own eWashington will probably be next. This is a simple reminder that we border eAlaska and are situated directly in the pathway of PEACE's