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These are the parables, tales and fables of the glorious, the only, the unique, the most casually retarded IMD. I told you so.

INVITE INVITE INVITE!!!

3 • Day 940, 02:34 • Published in Australia

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A message to all eAustralians:

I strongly urge you to consider doing the following:
Go to:
Community --> Invite Friends

It is imperative to the eAustralian economy that every single eAustralian invites as many of their RL friends as

Dear Admin... FIX IT!!!

3 • Day 939, 05:04 • Published in Australia

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Hello Admin, IMD here,

I was just going to run for congress when some headless chicken popped up on my screen and told me that your trying to fix the problem with the "Run for Congress" button or whatever... you gotta do it quicker,

IMD for Senate!

7 • Day 939, 01:58 • Published in Australia

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Hello eAus!

I am Imperator Major Domus (IMD) and I will be running for a Senate position in Victoria in 8 days time.

As a member of the AMP (Australian Military Party) now run by the honourable and experienced Binda33, I believe in a strong

Selling Q1 House! Good Price!

3 • Day 924, 19:54 • Published in Australia

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G'day Australia,

This is my first article, and it happens to be about me selling a Q1 House!
I'm selling for 200 AUD! Thats $10 less than the best market deal!
Contact me via PM on the eAus forums at:

http://community.auserepublik.com/index.