Der_Zeitung - newspaper of exkrementensammler

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Give them a chance

3 • Day 4,813, 11:24 • Published in Austria Austria

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Yes we should give them a chance. I'm sure they can do it. I believe in them. There is no use for insulting. They try hard every day, I'm sure, it will happen. They will fix the economy.

LOL!

But guess who won't ever get a chance...
YEAH

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Don't cry my brothers

2 • Day 4,811, 22:32 • Published in Austria Austria

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Political debates and analysis

Why did you change your minds? It's all part of the plan. You told me that this month you don't candidate for party president and that I can take it. And now you are upset? Just follow the plan we worked out together in the last weeks my brothers.

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Freedom for Austria

28 • Day 4,808, 13:58 • Published in Austria Austria

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Political debates and analysis

Dear citizens of Austria!

I am new party president elect of former United Austria. My serbian brothers sent me to offer you a change. A chance to change your mind. Look at the party name and flag. Look at the colours. It represents my serbian

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