Dash's Diatribes - newspaper of DashRiprock

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Saved by The Crimson Order: My Near Death Experience

24 • Day 1,292, 11:25 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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There comes a time in every man or woman’s life when they must ask themselves, “What is my purpose?" Usually it happens after one finds success but is nonetheless left wanting.

And so it was with me, DashRiprock, just a few short weeks ago. Sure,

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One Irishman's Opinion: DEFEND CANADA! Forget Ireland for a Moment!

11 • Day 1,112, 07:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Less than 20 minutes remain in Quebec battle. France is about to win.

We CANNOT win in Dublin or Cork/Kerry.

THere is no point in wasting damage on a battle we cant win.

BUT WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN CANADA!

If we let the UK win

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My Next President is Nogin the Nog.

10 • Day 1,019, 13:50 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I hope she will be your next President as well. Tomorrow, you can make it a reality.

Hello, my name is DashRiprock, and I play a business tycoon on the internetz. It may not be real, and I may not actually be rich, but I know one thing that is

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Extreme Makeover - IDF Edition

40 • Day 858, 09:47 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Extreme Makeover - IDF Edition

The IDF is a bloated, unworkable, unhealthy slob. Its blood pressure is up, its libido is down, and every time it tries to work, it shoots itself in the foot (and then argues about whether it was the gun’s … read more »

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Proposal for a New Irish Government

51 • Day 844, 16:24 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Hello Ireland, by now you have probably seen the recent articles regarding how the Dail has slowed to a crawl, and how partisanship has nearly brought government to a standstill. It has been said that Ireland is mired in petty politics and it can