Czech Mix - newspaper of Joseph Scarn

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Emergency Response

14 • Day 1,042, 09:51 • Published in Czech Republic

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Patriots,
Comrades,
Czech Comrades,
Czech Patriots,
Lady Czechs that are also Comrades and Patriots,
The Male Versions of the Previous Addressed,

I come before you with a humble suggestion, a plan if you will. What is

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It Has Been a Bucket of Laughs

7 • Day 1,031, 14:30 • Published in Czech Republic

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Well everyone, it finally happened. I've fallen out of love with the Czech Republic.

Why? Well I don't want to start another massive commie war, so I won't go into it. But heres the basics.

When I first came here, there was NOTHING in the top

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The Real Traitor...

14 • Day 1,019, 20:10 • Published in Czech Republic

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I want to bring something to everyone's attention.

As you can plainly see here, Utku Akin wants to ONLY increase population by 30%....

HE'S A TRAITOR! A REAL COMRADE WOULD WANT TO INCREASE IT BY

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Why I Love Nejjko

8 • Day 1,015, 12:22 • Published in Czech Republic

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1. He has a pretty sick nasty name.

2. He gave me a job.

3. He worked with me as MOFA and we kicked ass.

4. He's not fanatically intolerant of everyone else.

That just about sums it up.

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I CAN WRITE LIKE DAN MICHELSEN!!!!

19 • Day 1,015, 12:18 • Published in Czech Republic

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Our glorious country is under fascist attack by fascist attackers! They are attacking! Because they are fascist! If they were communist they wouldn't be fascist attackers! But wait, heres some RL … read more »