CT's Skynet News - newspaper of Citizen Timinator

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Moving to FL

3 • Day 538, 23:15 • Published in USA USA

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I've decided to temporarily move to Florida in order to be able to raise my wellness, so that I can successfully complete the National Guard training program, and to be a better asset to the company I work for.

Don't worry Mississippians, I won't

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Hooah!

2 • Day 534, 00:21 • Published in USA USA

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Earlier tonight, I received a message from Lieutenant Cubby, Platoon Leader for 14th Platoon, 2nd Division of the US National Guard. My application for enlistment has been honored and I am now officially a cadet in the NG Basic Training program. I'

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Congrats Scrabman on Re-election

0 • Day 533, 00:16 • Published in USA USA

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I know that certain members of my party have expressed dissent against Scrabman, and for what sound like very legitimate reasons but I would still like to express my congratulations for President Scrabman on re-election to the eUS presidency. I

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CT's Skynet News Is Now Online

0 • Day 532, 00:44 • Published in USA USA

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As of 0😇7 NWT May 05, Day 532 of the New World, Citizen Timinator's first mission objective: create a newspaper and publish an article, has been achieved.

This article marks the launch of CT's Skynet News and activates Citizen Timinator's