Aurora Borealis

About my newspaper

Newspaper analyzing the New World, politics, virtual existence, philosophy and marmosets!

[AB] Breaking News! This Just In!

11 • Day 1,199, 07:53 • Published in Finland Finland

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Note! This article purposefully parodies the current events a la FoxNews.

It does not attempt to insult anyone, and is only meant to get a couple of cheap laughs of the … read more »

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[AB] The Price of Pride

23 • Day 1,198, 07:20 • Published in Finland Finland

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[AB] Alliances - The Past and The Future

31 • Day 1,195, 09:16 • Published in Finland Finland

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Non-Presidential article of the author's view on the global alliance situation.

No marmosets, no presidential statements, very few jokes. Still, give a vote for the effort!

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[President] Statement about the Baltic situation

27 • Day 1,188, 08:19 • Published in Finland Finland

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Honorable allies, (English speaking) citizens of Finland,

As you all know, ten days … read more »

Valentine's Day Special!!

13 • Day 1,182, 03:15 • Published in Finland Finland

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Valentine's Day is upon us! At least in this part of the world, anyway!

In honor of the day, I've rummaged through my old scribblings in order to find the Valentine's Day … read more »