Alpha Mike Foxtrot

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Most Inappropriate Thing to Say At A Funeral:

I'm so sorry for your loss, but she was a slag

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And because you can only tell this once a year I'll put it in:

It's Star Wars day today!

Really?

Yeah, "May the

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Today's is here

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Social interactions and entertainment

Most Inappropriate things to say at a funeral:

Person 1:I'm so sorry for your loss. Also for my loss.

Person 2: Your loss. We're you a long lost relative or something like that?

Person 1: No. For £10 an hour she was good in bed.

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Another one!

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As yesterday it's Most Inappropriate things to say at a funeral. This was taken from the directions from the film about Gandhi's life:

Director:I want you to portray to them that Gandhi's died and it's a stupendous event darling,stupendous! <----

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I'll start the joking tonight!

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I think I'll start the jokes tonight because I'm bored. Thanks to UK's Finest for the idea: Most inappropriate things to say at a funeral. I'll ask for a new idea next Saturday so for today's joke.

Most inappropriate things to say at a funeral:

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HELP!

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I need your help. I've got bored of doing random jokes now and then and they've got no common theme through them. So I'm asking for you help in finding a theme. If you watch "Mock The Week" you'll know what I mean when I say things like "Things a

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Today's is here

Another one!

I'll start the joking tonight!

HELP!