AdventureTime Pancakes

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Introducing the United Pancake Kingdom

4 • Day 2,874, 05:19 • Published in Netherlands

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Glorious Pancake citizens and the banana eating gorilla of Netherlands alongside fish and chip, pasty, scone and teabaggers of Britain,

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Banning of Croatian Pancakes and Dalmation Dogs

21 • Day 2,824, 11:04 • Published in Netherlands

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Social interactions and entertainment

Attention citizens of Netherlands, Allies of the Pancake State (Serbia, Slovenia, Brazil, Belgium, Norway, France, Hungary, Czech Rep, USA & Canada) and other Pancake eaters.

Following the

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The Pizza incident

32 • Day 2,766, 10:33 • Published in Netherlands

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Social interactions and entertainment

Dear citizens, once again I m the 1 to blame for another attack on Netherlands by this time Italy. This is an unusual of war justification by Italy however those sneaky Gran Padano makers and

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The Montenegrin Obsession with Belgium

10 • Day 2,739, 10:02 • Published in Netherlands

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Social interactions and entertainment

Ladies & Gentleman, Pancakes & Waffles,

This is a third time Montenegro will be attempting to airstrike the lands of Waffles which has been very unsuccessful two times in the row due to

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[CP Candidate] This Month Plans

17 • Day 2,689, 11:09 • Published in Netherlands

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Political debates and analysis

Ladies & Gentleman,

This is the 3rd article for my Country Presidential Election candidacy detailing the plans for this month. I hope many of these plans can meet your expectations but

About my newspaper

Introducing the United Pancake Kingdom

Banning of Croatian Pancakes and Dalmation Dogs

The Pizza incident

The Montenegrin Obsession with Belgium

[CP Candidate] This Month Plans