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A Ball Named Switzerland

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Let's Conquer Europe

11 • Day 894, 08:55 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland •

Last night, the leaders of the Penguinist church held an important meeting. After our monthly ritual (drinking several dozen tequilas), we prayed to the Supreme God of All That Is Swiss

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A Wasted Vote is a Useless Vote

7 • Day 886, 20:32 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland •



Ah, it is that time of the month again. No, not that.
The Congressional Elections!

If you are reading this, you might not know exactly how to make sure your vote … read more »

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Join the Penguins!

7 • Day 880, 13:17 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland •


See that lumpy looking shape in the middle of Europe? That's us.

Now, imagine if we looked like this:
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PWN Party Program

2 • Day 878, 16:48 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland •

Hey, it's me Penguin4512!
I recently acquired this organization through completely legal means.



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