El opio del pueblo - newspaper of calaf

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I´m not leaving but...

10 • Day 355, 10:21 • Published in Pakistan

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Pakistan seems to be dead in v1. Few days ago, after reading Sandtux article about taxes, I made a law proposal for changing the housing taxes and set them according to what was said in that newspaper and was only voted by the guys of the Bombay Tea

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Only You can save Admin!

21 • Day 280, 15:54 • Published in Pakistan

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(Samuel Barber´s adagio sounding during all this article)

I beg your pardon Admin. I´m sorry for being cruel with you and saying all those nasty things. When I wrote my last article I didn´t know you where so ill.

Admin is dying guys, and only

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Repeat with me please:

26 • Day 277, 10:07 • Published in Pakistan

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I THINK ADMIN IS A PRETTY COOL GUY, EH:

-Deletes yours Pm/job proposals.
-Sends your photos nowhere .
-Forgets your trained days.
-Unbans self-recognized multies.
-Bans you for saying tardigrade.
-Shuts down erepublik at 00.00 GMT.
- … read more »

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Some tips for starvan gaems

11 • Day 264, 16:21 • Published in Pakistan

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These tips for starvan gaems were told to me by Abdul in our long travel from Islamabad to Gandhinagar. Abdul used to talk to me about what to do in absence of food while we were crossing our beloved sand deserts:

First of all, be careful with

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Memories of Abdul Yusuf, the bride story

12 • Day 253, 14:45 • Published in Pakistan

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One day, I felt really lonely and I went to the Rizon Bar in Islamabad. In there, I found all the big bosses of our beloved country chatting about some minan gaems. I was going to take part in the conversation when Agent Cheftain said in a loud tone: