Some tips for starvan gaems

Day 264, 16:21 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by calaf

These tips for starvan gaems were told to me by Abdul in our long travel from Islamabad to Gandhinagar. Abdul used to talk to me about what to do in absence of food while we were crossing our beloved sand deserts:

First of all, be careful with sand. Our sand is very nutritive but it´s also too pure. It has been blessed by Dio´s blood so if you eat it in a big dose it could turn you mad, and that´s not good if you are in a desert.

You should have a "brother in arms", that is, a friend that would exchange with you an arm or a leg if the starvan period lasts too much. Cannibalism is a honourable way of avoiding starvan but you will prefer to eat others extremities rather than yours. Don´t waste time eating your hair neither your nails, you will only become bald. Cannibalism is honourable but it has exceptions, don´t eat ehh... you know, your little paki nor your friends little paki, you could last some more days, but your life would be misserable afterwards.

Sleeping and swimming are also good ways of not eating but not easy to perform in a dessert.

Abduls last words in that trip were:
-"And remember that deserts could also be tapped for dealing one damage to an attacking creature so be careful if you send your troops to one". These words are still an enigma for philosophers and theologists.