The Ton Agron Gazette - newspaper of Rathen Holton

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Vote Rathen for Party President

2 • Day 907, 03:00 • Published in South Korea

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Hello!

I am Rathen, and I am running for party presidency of the Federal Social Democrat Party. I have come here to spend some of my wealth on the country, and have a good time doing it. Profit is not so important. Hence why I threw my hat in.

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Rathen for Congress

14 • Day 516, 03:51 • Published in China China

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Why should I be a congressman?

Well, firstly, I like to dress up the elderly. The men must wear dresses and wigs, and the women are generally kept in some form of barn.

Secondly, I was part of the group that took over and rescued Greece from

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Ton Agron's Resurgence

4 • Day 502, 03:51 • Published in South Korea

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It has been a busy 24 hours for Ton Agron. We have funded and started two new companies, providing grain and food to the people of Korea. We have also had an investor provide the funds for a second grain company, which has been started by our

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Good morning.

6 • Day 501, 10:07 • Published in South Korea

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Ton Agron is pleased to announce a wonderful opportunity for current Korean investors. We are currently on the lookout for decent offers in order to buy local currency. Unfortunately, the only offers on the market are extortionate rip-offs.

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