Rathen for Congress

Day 516, 03:51 • Published in China South Korea • by Rathen Holton

Why should I be a congressman?

Well, firstly, I like to dress up the elderly. The men must wear dresses and wigs, and the women are generally kept in some form of barn.

Secondly, I was part of the group that took over and rescued Greece from financial ruin. China looks to be the next country to suffer badly if current inflation trends are meant to be beleived, and I'm confident that with a strong united congress with me in it, we'll be able to solve the problem before it becomes an issue.

Thirdly, I retain strong links with other influential members in places such as Greece, Turkey and Iran. These will enable our countries to work together a lot more easily as these are trusted links.

Fourthly, fourthly isn't a word.

NUMBER FIVE. I have vast gold and CNY stocks which are enabling me to run my companies and provided jobs to new workers. We are running at a huge loss in order to train up workers and make them actually useful to China. We are making huge sacrifices at Ton Agron to ensure the country grows and becomes stronger. We are not here to ruin things like so many people believe.

Vote Rathen Holton for Congress. Or I'll make you wear a dress.