Zblewski. TAP/SHOP's return. Happy times.

Day 840, 18:35 • Published in Canada Canada • by zblewski

Ladies and Gents of "SHOP", better known as the Adult Party,

I'm Zblewski, and I'm a familiar face around eCanada, and a new member to the party known as TAP/SHOP. I am a congressman, I am Minister of Justice, and I have served my country as coalition Prime Minister in 2008. I have come to TAP because I see a party that has shown significant progress and promise in the eCanadian political spectrum, a truly unique party that has stood out among the partisan hackery of the past and the problems that plagued many parties. Pragmatism and logic were the major forces behind the TAP, and Saltydog brought an active leadership to the TAP. I watched from the CSD as a visitor, someone interested in the ideals of this pragmatism that was so new. Once Saltydog left, however, so did the apparent zeal. The immediate renaming of the party to The Azzeriath Party, and the submission to the death of the party in renaming it the Silly Hats Only Party speaks volumes that TAP has fallen into disrepair. I have finally decided to make the jump to the party to bring serious leadership and serious values to this group, and restore the party to a fully functioning group, out in the public eye.

What I want to bring to the party:

Renewal.

Simply put, I want to bring this party, under a renewed guise, a level of respect on the national stage, by best representing the values of reason and logic in eCanadian politics. As leader, it would be my job to represent those values in eCanadian society, and to advocate the advancement of level-headed discourse among all parties and their leaders. Saltydog, though a trailblazer, was never a diplomatic individual. I guarantee to you that I will not lose my head
As part of the rebirth, we will need to move forward by completely re-inventing ourselves. We have to put our minds and our wallets together to build a party that can bring in members who feel strongly about building a united country. We need to make an image which shows we're moving onto a greater era in this party's history. We need a new statement of ideals to present to the public. All this will be a long-term project, with growth as our eventual reward.

Our new name I propose going forward? The Third Way.

My Experience

In my 5th-ever term in Cabinet, 3rd consecutively (Currently Minister of Justice)
Led the CSD twice, last time in December 2009
Former Coalition PM, October 2008
etc. etc. etc.

There really isn't much to say at this time. We have a lot to work on, and specifics need to be laid out as we go along. But I hope we can work in a collaborative fashion, to make something out of the ball of clay currently known as SHOP.