Zammuelism
Katharos45
I am here today to talk about Zammuelism.
Q:What is Zammuelism?
A:Zammuelism is the belief that Zammuel is the god of all things.We focus on getting Kazakhstan into the game. Then we will help it become a strong country.Until then, we focus on getting more followers, and places such as Malaysia are our main areas of preaching.
Q:What makes Zammuelism better than the other religions?
A: Unlike most religions, we have a structure, a newspaper, a moderate amount of followers, and a forum. We are a small but friendly community of people. We are also fast growing, and get new members every other day.
Q:what are you're main beliefs?
A:1: Each of my followers may interpret me as a deity however they wish - rather as a peaceful god or one of war; it is up to them.
2: I encourage peace with heretics and mutual understanding - HOWEVER, if they themselves continue to show hostility towards the Truth, than you have my support in converting them.
3: The only land that Zammuelism looks to take is Kazakhstan, also known as Zammueland (see what I did there with the l? I am clever, am I not?). I do not encourage Zammuelists to take over others holy lands (Namely Pakistan) and encourage preaching around the UK (Namely Scotland), the Northern USA, North Korea, Canada, Ireland, Germany, and Japan. I heavily discourage preaching in the aforementioned Pakistan, Turkey, Hungary, Russia, and especially France (which is full of mutant-lizards who betrayed my father).
4: Everything I say can be interpreted as you will.
Q: How do I join?
A😒
imply PM Zammuel([url=http:////www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1423229]http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1423229[/url])and he will add you to our ranks.
Subscribe to this newspaper:http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-word-of-zammuel-189605/1
and join this forum:http://zammuelism.forumotion.net/forum.htm
PM me if you have any questions.
Thank you for you're time.
Comments
Mutant lizards.... What's the scietific name for them? Oh ya, axolotls! Hehehe. 😛
ZAMMUELIMAXXXXXXXXXXXX
yes, france is full of mutant lizards.
Only mutant lizards are vile enough to takeover Canada!
ZAMMUELMAXX!
Good luck trying to get into office in eKazakhstan, guys. 😛
but nevertheless
ZAMMUELMAXXXXX!!!!!!!11111 (despite the fact I'm not even a Zammuelist 😛 )
Ur Just copying Zaney
Zaneism
ZANEISMAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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No denial.