Zammuel in Sindh
Zammuel
I was going to make a video for this like I always do with my congress candidatures, but my inspiration was lost. I might make one if I win (which is likely), I'm not sure yet.
Basically, here is the deal: There are a lot of people who might run for congress. Not all of them have good intentions, and not all of them understand or care about Pakistan's policies for citizenship. I don't adhere to any party and thus you should consider me an independent candidate - I support the Dioist's legacy to power as well as the great strides Ahsan and his party have made to seeing the country return to a respectable shape. But, I don't honestly feel like inter-mingling with either of them except at the most basic of levels.
I'm going to just say this really quickly and really simply: I'm here because, yes, I want a congress medal and I want five gold (one of which I will actually donate to Pakistan's national bank; so four, in reality). But, I am also here because I want to be a part of something that can actually use my help. I will not be making any propositions or any changes in Pakistan's government, but I WILL be a defense against PTO threats. By me getting into office, I will be extra padding to vote down any negative propositions. I will not give out citizenship to anyone before I contact Ahsan and/or BGBW (or the current president of the country) about it first and get their approval. And I will get 4 gold and another medal. I think this is a win win for us, don't you, Pakistan?
- Zammuel
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When it comes to citizenship just tell them to complete Bad Dudes. It shuts them up usually.
If you want to be Pakistani, you have to show you're willing to put in some effort.
Fuck the police
Indeed. We use bounty hunters in Pakistan.
I approve
Oh wow, banned already.
Wow, didn't even try did he?