You Capitalist Dogs!

Day 1,263, 13:55 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by New Ireland Bank

Want to learn how to find eTreasure on the world markets?
Then you're in luck! This month the Irish Finance Ministry is looking for several slaves er, interns.


Want to command the wealth of a small nation to terrorize the world economy?


Travel to exotic destinations to leverage commodity agreements?


Make death defying trades for gold with worthless crap?


Cause that s**t just ain't gonna happen!

Making money in eRep requires study, numbers, tedious s**t.

"Seventy percent of all archeology eCommerce is done in the library"

Should you choose to accept such a position you can expect:
To collect data
To make tables and charts
To monitor foreign market sectors
Women to avoid you

Half the time you may not even know why your doing what you are.

Wax on, wax off b**ch!

But over the course of a month your mind will fill up with information. You'll learn to spot an opportunity.
And how to catch it!


Begina's fkn luck

So if you've got an interest send a mail here. Whether you are a 'grasshoppa' or a 'Mr. Miyagi' yourself we'll find a place for you.

But honestly, I don't know why I even bothered with this article... You're just a bunch of
B**tards anyway.