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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Yeah, it's a viral infection..

Day 1,089, 14:00 • Published in South Africa

• by Rico Suave

So I guess we all know by now that we're stuck with a bad case of the Huns.

How is this affecting you? Well, according to the Royal Society of Medicine these are the symptoms:

- Economy

Huns will drain the economy by regularly transfer funds from the host organism to external viral entities.

- Media

Huns will cause temporary visual degradation. Most likely you will have noticed that national articles frequently seem nonsensical.

- Military

Huns will remove the military capability of the host organism. In rare cases affected organisms have managed to separate the military from it's infected tissue.

- Politics

Huns will invariably cause a major reduction of competence in the national assembly of it's host organism

So why am I not giving up? Although Huns looks very much like Herpes simplex type 2 there is one major difference: Studies show that Huns can be defeated by a cohesive and well organized organism.

Hang in there eSouth Africans! We've been sick before but we always recover.

Comments

Nakasyma Day 1,089, 15:07

Boring...

Locutus Day 1,089, 15:23

Excellent article!

Otnorot Day 1,089, 15:25

voted and subbed

Rico Suave Day 1,089, 15:29

@Nakawhatever: Disease generally is boring.

Locutus Day 1,089, 15:37

Yeah, I got a bad case of The Hun, that´s why I moved to eRomania, to get rid of the Hun pest. If you look at the eWorld map we´re doing a pretty good job, eh?