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Notice: This is a manifesto of the author and not an edition of the Economist



Citizens of Yorkshire and Humberside,

Many of you will know me from the last few weeks as your congressman. The time has come for elections, and I come before you not as a congressman, but as a candidate again. The last month has been a trying one for us all. The loss of Final Destiny, our President, has overshadowed us all. Achieving our electoral goals has been difficult, however I can claim to have met every promise I made. I have worked with our NHS director, before he was banned, and our new director since then. Our director will tell you how hard I have worked to get funding for the clinic, and ensure that it begins gifting to our members as soon as possible. I promise that the clinic will be up and running within 24 hours of me being re-elected, as if necessary I will spend the 5 gold I get from re-election on a new clinic for the area.

Yes, I really don't care about the gold. I am standing to represent you politically, because I believe in making the UK a better place to live. As a country we have the potential to reach great glory, and it is my job as congressman to ensure that you get it. Many of you just reaching level 6 and 7 now will have received messages from me when they first started out. Not many congressmen do that personally, but I like to have a close link with my constituents, and always listen to their opinions.

I'm not going to give you a wall of text to read, so I'll give you a quick 5 promises, from me to you:

1.I promise to support the NHS clinic, and help our new NHS director by providing him with patient lists compiled during this term of office.
2.I promise to start a new thread in our regional forums linking all of the current issues of debate, and publish a synopsis of my voting at the end of my term of office.
3.I promise to work on reorganising the York City Council to have a focus on entertainment to draw in new people to the forums, following the success of other councils. This means prizes and gifts.
4.On International affairs: I promise to give the UK a strong voice abroad, fighting to make us leaders in international diplomacy. We can become the international arbitrator of conflicts.
5.On home affairs: I will support all measures for better public services, incorporating citizens and businesses into our work programmes.

Finally, I ask for your vote. I will have spoken to each of you many times, and probably many times to come. When voting, don't just consider manifesto promises, but let our actions speak for themselves.

Vote Iain Keers, for a strong, progressive UK.