XXIV: Triumphant is Triumphant

Day 1,578, 10:44 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors

MUSIC ESPECIALLY FOR AJAY: http://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE

My Fellow Americans and Ajay:

Greetings and Salutations:

Before I get into this article, I want everyone who is reading this - if you are an Ajay multi... an Pizza follower... or Cartman Leehimself - to carefully speak these words alou😛



You see, America; yesterday the nation was under a politcal terrorist attack by Public Enemy #1; General Cartman Lee AKA Pizza the Hut AKA Ajay Bruno AKA etc. etc. Unfortunately for him, our nation rallied under the newly-formed U.S. Department of Homeland Security banner in an all-out ATO mission. The plan was for he and his terrorist buds in the Freedom Alliance AFP / American Eagle Division MU to PTO an American Top Five party in an effort to gain power. For more info, read this article.

Early on in the day, it was clear that Pizza Lee Bruno was gunning for the Number Five party (and also the party that I founded), the USMJ. Just before 07:00 eRepublik Time, I signed in to see that his plant was up in votes in the USMJ and that he had a comfortable lead in his own party. ATO operations began and by 13:00 eRepublik Time, I was hiding in his chat room when he announced the following:

Mar 15 [14:57] anyone who still has votes, vote for me
Mar 15 [14:57] the elites are going to start piling on chickensguys
Mar 15 [14:57] so better to just protect what we have

The beginning of the end had come for Pizza Lee Bruno and his army of terrorists. As usual, he had blown his wad early, which happens when your supporters are enemies in the Eastern Europe time zones. About fifteen minutes later, the inevitable threat from Pizza Lee Bruno came:

Mar 15 [15:15] you are full of sh*t. I will just hide my candidates and then I will approve a f**kload of Serbs. you could've played nice, instead you didn't.

Eventually, even he knew what the outcome would be. At 13:35 eRepublik Time,
Pizza Lee Bruno was throwing in the towel:

Mar 15 [15:35] alright well
Mar 15 [15:35] I am out for now
Mar 15 [15:35] if anyone comes in
Mar 15 [15:35] send me all votes

Not much later, Pizza Lee Bruno signed out of IRC.

Having successfully defended a Top Five, we could already claim MISSION ACCOMPLISHED but instead chose to punish the man who tried to PTO the USA by hitting him where it hurts, Freedom Alliance AFP.

Vanek26 was already in place as a candidate for party president in Pizza Lee Bruno's party. The Department of Homeland Security began directing votes to him and the FA/AFP.

In the end, not only was the attempted PTO of a Top Five party thwarted, but the terrorist Pizza Lee Bruno also lost his own party.



All in a good day's work. Thank you to all involved who helped out and all those who participated. Without all of you, this wouldn't have been successful.



Jude Connors
eRepublik's Favorite Hippie
Vice President of the United States