World of Quotes (Day 3)

Day 1,037, 14:32 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord of Painkillers

Welcome back to my little slice of happy.

today i do not think there is going to be a specific topic, tomorrow u guys (and girls) can pick the topic all you have to do is comment below with what you want the topic to be. the most demanded will be vhosen unless there are no quote for it then i will just take the next most demanded.
LETS GET STARTED!!!!!

#1) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

Bill is absolutely right, you cant please everybody all of the time and if thats what your trying to do then im sorry my friend but you have failed.

#2) the only way to succeed at life would be to end it first, therefore we all fail at life all the time.
Me

I think my quote is nice isnt it, it uses logic and reason i have thought it out well and i think it explains itself and it is always a nice way to cheer yourself off when you realise that everyone else fails too.

#3) Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley

Christopher makes a good point, humor can be serious or it can be just joking around with no point.
i mean we all know a prank is funny but so can a good joke.

im gonna leave you with a joke today just because im in a good mood this time.

so i heer u liek dead babiez?

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

thats all for today and remember tell me what you think of these quotes and give me your vote on the next topic, in the comment section BEELOW!