William Duncan In No Way Represents The Feelings of Augustus Baldwin
Day 637, 15:09
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Published in Canada 
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by Augustus Baldwin
William Duncan in no way represents the feelings of the Canadian people, and absolutely does not represent the position of Augustus Baldwin (which is why he is William Duncan and not Augustus Baldwin).
We are not quite sure why William Duncan insists on using EVERY article written by Augustus Baldwin to piggyback the policy statements of the Jacobi regime. They do have the ability to write their own articles after all.
However we here at Augustus Baldwin are charitable, and in the future if the Jacobi regime would like their policy statements to reach a wider audience we would be more than happy to consider their requests.
No more free riding please.
Augustus Baldwin,
Minister of Communications for Augustus Baldwin
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Minuscule men oft times like to stand on the shoulders of Giants to make their own men seem like giants.
lol
\o/ I have been attacked by AB !!
Thank you for the honor 🙂.
P.S - the last time Augustus Baldwin mentioned my name in an article he was nominating me for Prime Minister.
And since I am a piggy-backer anyways, I might as well use this opportunity to remind everyone that Augustus Baldwin promised to sell FORTIS secrets to PEACE GC before the war broke out. Afterward he bravely fought for eCanada's defense... using the gold and guns I gave him 🙂.
Happily,
Minister of Communications,
Official Piggy-backer,
Crown-Prince and Sole-Proprietor Owner of the New Canadian Republic,
William Duncan
Is someone unhappy that he wasn't mentioned in the apology?
The say imitation is a sincere form of flattery. People may try but there's little chance they'll ever fully emulate AB.
I just saw that apology after you mentioned it, I am unhappy! I demand an apology! PS: What was he apologizing for?
"The say imitation is a sincere form of flattery. People may try but there's little chance they'll ever fully emulate AB."
True enough 🙂
Mind telling us who you are though?
Oh I am Fidelia Fides BTW, but I will deny it from now on.
I wasn't about to let allied soldiers think we weren't grateful for their help or we didn't need it simply because eCanadian's have the awesome rhetoric and inflammatory fire power of the Guns of August.
Powerful stuff, yes. Did the Guns of August ever liberate any of our regions? No. Have American Marines helped liberate our regions? Absolutely. Would they help us liberate them in the future if they think we belittle their country's military support? Maybe, but then again, maybe not.
My advice to you AB is if you don't want me piggy-backing any future articles, then to put the disclaimer in bold font and maybe use Caps Lock (which everyone knows is CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL) but at least no one can miss it.
...still feels good to be flamed in the Guns of August though 🙂.
Since Piggybacking seems to be in vogue...
Join the Canadian National Coalition! All the cool kids are doing it! 😉
Goran Thrax
lol @ how people are forgetting AB is a terrorist
Don't terrorists have to, you know, cause terror? AB might have caused some indigestion, but most of the time he has only caused the outbreak of laughter or anger, sometimes pride.