Why You Wanna Trip On Us? [EN]

Day 1,147, 08:35 Published in Poland Poland by NekouPiS

Hi everybody!
It's another senseless article wrote by an Idiot who doesn't even know English!
Have fun reading that piece of crap 😉 (Or just get out and don't waste you precious time)
I suggest to not read that, cuz I wrote this article without even thinking before I started, so it probably really have no sense.

So we all know that's happening recently, all that crap about NWO, EDEN and dead Penix.
As title says, question is pretty simple.

That's how I, noobish 2-click reading some news see this situation:
(ATTENTION! It's my personal point of view, so I do not represent Poles, Gov, or Teletubbies!)

Lets start:
Poland rejected to sign MPP with Romania, Flame-war begins. I can understand that "Person which name I wont remind" Is.... "A bit annoyed", but seriously... Poland under pTO? Polish congress leaded by small group of trolls?

Poland signed MPP with Hungary! Oh my Gosh! O.O
I won't describe how big rage was :"that person" in then, but I guess that his scream was loud enough so he have waked up some zombies like "Famous 3-headed conqueror of Germany" for example.
I can understand that but.. Poland switching sides to Penix?
Guys, are you serious? How can we switch to something, that practically doesn't exist? O.o
Also, very surprising for me was a great flame-war started by.. eCroatia! Really.. I could imagine everyone but Croatia! Croatia, our closes ally say,s that we have betrayed them and switched sides.
Everyone is afraid that we will fight with our allies. Why? Cuz they disagreed to stop their stupid war with eSerbia -.- And I heard that they even selected eHungary as their natural enemy.
I see here just one thing... eCroatia got resented OR someone told them to do so...
Hmm.. Who might want eCroatia to have war with eHungary... I dunno, maybe you could tell me?

Almost whole EDEN (And by that I mean mainly Romania...) is mad at us, because we want have some fun instead of that stupid and boring bipolar world.
We dreamed to have an alliance with Hungary for years, and when we accomplished that, everyone is calling us Junior v2.
But why?!
We didn't betrayed our allies! While we signed your MPP with eHungary, they had no war with any of our allies! Who have we Betrayed? Romania? They're not our ally, they're annoying...(BTW. "That person" even tanked for eGermany...)

So.. Croatia.. Give peace a chance, cuz Serbs apparently doesn't want to fight you any more..
But... Haters gonna hate...

Hail Poland, Croatia, Spain, Sweden and Hungary!


PS. Seems, like you've red that shitty article, good for you. (or you have just skipped that whole stupid blabbering)