Why you should NOT vote for me

Day 611, 08:31 • Published in Denmark Denmark • by HoeMarx

1) I’m always drunk, so I’m only online when my head is pounding and I project my physical pain upon the helpless idiots of eRep.
2) The only thing that matters to me is money, money, money......oh yeah, and big ass tits soaked in whisky.
3) I never had consensual sex without money involved.
4) I study at the Technical University of Denmark, which makes me a boring Star Trek horny, masturbating to Gauss, drinking alone -nerd.
5) I only have sex with girls half my age, or double my age (that's your mamma).
6) The only clothes I own are hand-me-downs.
7) I’m a flaming atheist.....no wait, that’s a good thing, disregard this.
😎 I'm gonna' get elected no matter what you do