Why You Have to Vote for Elisa

Day 854, 23:45 • Published in Germany United Kingdom • by Elisa Vorimberg

I've decided to run for congress in Bavaria this month.

For those of you who don't know me at all, I've been in German congress 4 times, and been minister of foreign affairs for a total of 5 months (including this month). I've also been vice-president twice, and was a presidential candidate.


That's all I'm going to say about that though. Instead of writing a big wall of text about politics, I decided to go with a more interesting strategy.

I'm going to show you some of the staff in my foreign affairs office!


Here is Frank. He is studying political science so that this article is sure to get me elected.



This is Kevin - my master typist. He interprets all of my ramblings into the understandable daily articles everyone seems to like so much.



Here is Alexis, my awesome secretary. This is her on a lunch-break.



Finally there is Patrick... He is supposed to be the chef, but mostly he just sleeps all day.




Hopefully this gives you a better idea of what I'm all about. If it didn't, I'm sorry, but you still have to vote for me.


If you don't, then you might just wake up to find yourself covered in hungry bunnies.

You were warned.


Elisa for congress!