Why voting abroad is so exciting?
montaigne
Dear Kids,
Below I will wrtie some funny comparisons, how some players can see the TO and the voting.
1. Voting is like brushing your teeth (but some people vote more often then brushing teeth)
🙁
2. Voting is like a hobby: costs you wellness points and daddy has to pay for the tickets
3. Voting is like kissing a beautiful woman. TO Voting is like ( C E N Z O R E D )
4. Voting is like going to football matches (Partizan vs Zvezda), where you have for grate
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a. at least 6 goals
b. at least 2 goals on each side scored from offside, with hand, with faulting the opponent.
c. 2-2 red card suspensions (bans) granted on each side players
d. nice meeting in front of the Stadium before and after with few casualities
e. Main referee turnes out to be former Zvezda players uncle
f. the MUP in charge for keeping the order are all Partizan fans and the unit Leaders family name is Grobar. Hmmm
g. All sticks and bottles being confiscated at the entrance, but an AK 47 pops up out of nothing
5. And some unusual un-real coincidence: when there is a voting, UFO-s with martinas are comming from nowhere...
If U have any other resemblances with real life, please share it with us!
And a last minute hint:
Voting is like sex: it is good to do it at home, but voting somewhere else gives a much much better satisfaction (if you know what I mean).
Papa Smurf
alias montaigne
from Lika Gorska
Comments
3. Voting is like kissing a beautiful woman. TO Voting is like ( C E N Z O R E D )
You should have kissed very few womans...
Luisdelasanta Is from Sapin, he is in Serbia now trying TO. 🙁
OK Luisdelasanta:
you better stop at kissing, I would still go further 😃
(montaigne's org)
haha 😃 VELIKI VOTE OD MENE!
I know Radivoj, they ahve create a party for Serbia, say "havla" for saving 40 Golds for Serbia and making your political palette more colourful.
It is a pitty, that Spaniards have sent there a guy who is not up for women in a city where almost every women may candidate for MISS UNIVERSE.
(montaigne's org)
haha..nice..VOTE!!
well, voting abroad is exciting because is not the same story again and again... even if we lose or if we win, is nice
Votado!
@montaigne's org
you better stop at kissing, I would still go further 😃
Sure...
@Radivoj NS
Zbog svega ovoga bitno je da ne žurite sa selidbom, jer će se tek na dan glasanja znati za kog kandidata bi trebalo da glasate, a samim tim i u koji region da se preselite!
Luisdelasanta
А зашто си ти онда поранио и довео своју чергу неколико дана прије иѕбора? Зашто другима говориш да раде супротно од онога како ти чиниш? И још мало да кркнем неколико божемесачувај кретеноидних израза, у случају да користиш Гугл транслејтр.
(As a member of elite serbian military unit you're be able to answer me in fluent Serbian, right? And cyrilic, please!)
Luisdelasanta posto vidim da si ti pravi eSrbin, koji zeli svima nama edobro, mozes li mi donirati dve karte da se doseim u eSrbiju da glasam za tebe? Trebaju mi dve, jer, kao sto vidis, Hrvati zaratili sa nama, pa mora sad dve...
Шта га тупи овај шпанац?!
Yo, luis, what happened last night? Your yankee allies weren't so nice towards your football team. Man, you were so close to that record - it really is a pity US(рани 😃) didn't let your mannequins beat them 😛
Luisdelasanta wants to play with us, but he doesn't know how. 😃
Luisdelasanta je Spanac i nema pojma srpski. On samo copy-paste neciji komentar koji nema veze s vezom... Dzaba mu se obracate na srpskom, ne razume vas ni rec, kao ni njegovih 13 drugova iz Socijal-Demokratske Partije!!!
@Niodaklevci
Браћо и сестре, не расипајте гласове! Слушајте инструкције искључиво од проверених људи! Не гласајте пре него што се не консултујете на чету! Не наседајте провокације и пропаганду хрвата!
Слога биће пораз врагу!
hahaahahahahhahaha 😃DD
vrh brate! /\ 😃D
bravo!
Свака ти оваква, јуначе! Хвала на moral-bust! То нам је требало 🙂
montaigne good work, it really makes me laughing out loud. 🙂
@Luisdelasanta
Jel ti to Les Paul prevodi? x)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Luisdelasanta, man, you're hilarious!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Ne, stvarno, super je kad dan pocne ovako veselo 😉
@ OddyZR:
Hi, I know it is a good work. But I am a bit sad bcs everybody is laughing and falling down from the chair not bcs of my article but bcs of Luisdelasanta...he makes himself (herself?) ridiculous in such an innocent way...
(montaigne's org)
Niodaklevci has rejected your friendship request :_(
saludable, como en España?
Sin duda, existe ahora un mejor partido?
Napadaš país que depende de si el País Vasco de España desenchufe.
😁))
@Radivoj NS
Macedonia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Eslovenia, Croatia... which will be the next...
¿Really do you wanna play this game?
Dragi eSpanci petljate se u nesto sto vas se ne tice zato cete dobiti Srbina za predsednika eSpanije 🙂
Vezbajte malo srpski trebace vam. Koj ce da im prevodi neka prevodi
🙂
Luisdelasanta so what are you doing in Serbia?
Are You here to help Croatia to take one more part of Serbia?
They already did to us more then a man can stand.
@Radivoj NS
We are here to make politics... Vote for me if you want a stronger Serbia 😉
Yea right.
😁)
@Luisdelasanta can You at least say that Kosovo and Metohija are a part of Serbia.
😁)