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A few hours ago I shoute😛 "I'm in the mood of writing an article but have no idea about what, any suggestions?".
- And got some interesting responses, ideas that made me write this article, but the most interesting response was from Ice Killa. He had an idea which I liked indeed. And I quote his idea: "From being a superpower to being an ordinary country - the story about the eUSA", so I'll focus mainly on that plus I will give you my opinion and ask for your opinon on several other topics in this article, but also there will be a few other topics which are popular nowadays.



CONTENTS:
Page 1: Superpower
Page 2: Vote selling/buying
Page 3: Extras



Superpower

The story about the eUS, a lot to be told over here. It used to be a time when the eUS was a superpower indeed. We were always among the top 5 countries when it comes to the number of citizens and that wasn't the only thing that we were good at.
You see I'm not a very old erepublik player so I can talk about how it used to be, but I'm old enough to say that when I was a newb things were...well...much better. I was going to talk about this a lot but then I decided that I'm not going to be a smarta$$ when it comes to this topic because I'm simply not familiar enough with it. So I decided to ask you the people, what is your opinion on this topic? What change/s were the man reason/s that decreased eUS's power? After you(hopefully) give me your opinions, I will make an epic article with those. Here is a survey which I made regarding to this topic, I will ask you to fill it up, everybody who will fill it up will get a kind reward from me, you can leave a name so I can know to whom should I donate the reward and if the answer is inappropriate, I won't reward you 😃.

Here's the link: http://kwiksurveys.com/online-survey.php?surveyID=LKNLIF_5a3449af
The reward is 1 Q6 tank. It's modest reward, but you have to consider the fact that I'm not a milionaire.



According to wiki: "A superpower is a state with a dominant position in the international system which has the ability to influence events and its own interests and project power on a worldwide scale to protect those interests."





Vote selling/buying

From the previous topic you've found out that I'm still going to annoy you and yap about stuff. In the same shout that I've mentioned on the top of my article, portcolumbus said that I should give you my opinion on buying/selling votes. Well kids, buying and selling votes is wrong. I have to admit, I have bought 2 votes in my eLife(in the eUS),3 months ago when I was running for congress, my opponent's behavior was very weird. Whenever I got close to him with a difference of 1 vote, he would instantly get 3-4 votes, and that happened more then once. I lost with a huge difference but the day after the election he got banned for multies. What a coincidence, right? If the word "in the eUS" confuses you, I've also lived in eUAE(United Arab Emirates) and I was doing some covert ops over there, so I was obligated to buy votes. That is all I can tell you about my adventures in the eUAE, the other is classified and if I tell you, you know the rule, I would have to kill you. So what is the conclusion, we can't stop people from buying votes, but we can ask people to not sell their votes. Dear people, your vote is worth everything. You are the ones who decide, who gets into congress and who doesn't. You have the power to prevent a$$holes like Pizzza and his buddies to enter congress. Now what's your opinion about this topic? You can state it in the comments.







Extras

After all of that serious stuff here's something to cheer you up.

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.
The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

Now, here comes the Kardashian:







Yeah I know that there are grammar/spelling mistakes, I apologize for that but I'm too damn lazy too look for them and repair them.

Now go and get drunk...or laid...or both...

Sincerely,