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Why is France going to War with Switzerland?

Day 172, 11:25 • Published in Sweden France

• by Cicero

Dear Friends,

As most of you now know, we are going to attack Switzerland tomorrow. I wanted to spend a few minutes going through the reasons why we felt it was necessary to declare war to our neighbours.

A few weeks back, we approached Switzerland to join our alliance. We were turned down by their government who assured us they had nothing against us but wanted to keep their neutrality. Considering their history of neutrality, we accepted their rejection and moved on with our baguettes, our croissants and our women.

When we read in the papers last week Switzerland had signed a protection pact with Norway, well, we felt raped. So obviously, our reaction was immediate: we contacted our friends and decided to attack Switzerland, eat their chocolate, spend their Gold, and rape their women (just the pretty ones).

They wanted to be neutral? They now will be neutered.

Friends of France, I call you all to join our battle tomorrow. Norway has decided to send troups to Switzerland to protect their pets, well we will retaliate with everthing we have (including wine and petits fours)

Please join us, let's give them the peace they want.

They will eat sand,

Champagne,

Cicero

Comments

John Wilkmot Day 172, 11:28

You asked a different government... you never asked the new government. Secondly, we weren\'t allowed to join the MEDI alliance. We didn\'t have enough people remember?

Cicero Day 172, 11:33

Nothing personal John, eRepublik World War 1 has started.

WeeYakk Day 172, 11:36

Go Cicero.

Banach Day 172, 11:36

Nothing personal Cicero but you\'re getting as bad with your bull as Nave, and that\'s saying a lot.

Katherine Day 172, 11:41

Inch Allah

Cicero Day 172, 11:43

I do not know any Nave

AgentChieftain Day 172, 12:02

Personally, I wouldn\'t want a pig farm near my house, either.

Szriko Day 172, 12:10

\"attack Switzerland, eat their chocolate, spend their Gold, and rape their women\"

I admit, I lol\'d.

William Walker Day 172, 12:12

They will indeed, eat sand. VIVE LA FRANCE! HAIL DIO BRANDO!

NOBLE TROLL Day 172, 12:18

Oh this is gonna be fun.

SoulStrider Day 172, 13:35

The ultimate war between the free peopple of europe and the northern opressor

GO Mediterranean alliance

Sima Yi Day 172, 13:38

We shall not go down without a fight.

DKN Day 172, 14:06

The eEurope we planed in the first months of Erepublik will never become truth. And I think Sweden and Norway have the main stock on it. So I can understand the MA starting war, but why the hell that fast and without speaking 2 days before war with the new government.

But that\'s the way we have to become familiar with, if we want to stay in Europe...or what we called Europe. So from now on:

„The lamps are going out all over eEurope and we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime.“

Greetings from Germany

Billy Bob Joe Day 172, 14:26

You never asked the new government for alliance, only the old one.

We were even planning to sign a NAP with France and the MA, however you attacked before we could offer it.

Well, its time to take your croissants and smother them in Swiss Cheese. It is time to pelt your armies with Toblerones, and to charge you down with our Billy goats (lol Billy goats).

Switzerland Forever!
Die Schweiz Für immer!

CharlesM Day 172, 14:54

La Suisse? oui, ils meurent !
(voir la dernière phrase de ce Suisse au pseudo très anglo saxon ! (surtout saxon))

Melkion Day 172, 16:36

@William Walker : MA will bring peace to the world
ಠ‾ಠ

Dio Jazar Day 172, 17:08

Oh wow, the MA was allowed NAP\'s and Norway only got to have an MPP?
Now that\'s neutral 🙂

Banach Day 172, 18:16

Switzerland needs protection, MA declined to give it.

End of discussion no?

Cicero Day 172, 19:19

Not at all Banach. We offered, it was refused, now we will offer another kind of protection.

Gordon Frohman Day 172, 19:20

Switzerland is no more.
End of discussion, no?

Sima Yi Day 172, 20:35

Not if we have a say in the matter.

marquis.esoteric Day 172, 22:04

The MA doesn\'t stand for peace, only money as evidenced with the Peace treaty they tried to sign

Dascoo Day 172, 22:43

Switzerland will hopefully put on a good show.

Cicero Day 173, 00:24

War has started, join the troups. Aux armes!

Guibrit Day 173, 03:27

Citoyens !

trini Day 173, 03:28

Formés les bataillons

num Day 173, 03:55

Marchons, marchons !

Gjok Day 173, 04:07

C-C-C-C-Combobreaker!

alexis bonte Day 173, 04:07

what will happen to the tax exiles? ;o)

Butjam Day 173, 11:43

They are going to defend the italian-region🙁28 soldiers)
http://www.erepublik.com/article-262521.html

Quote: Bellinzona is the italian area, Sweden, Norway and UK are going to send troops there. And I don\'t think we will be able to hold so many other regions..

Xso Day 173, 16:54

LET\'S DO THIS !

Sameera0 Day 174, 02:24

Lol, you really are stupid, firstly they are too different parties you have dealt with.
SVP were the one\'s who decided to not have any MDP\'s and then a new partywas voted into power and they had no idea of the previous going ons.
+ Even if this weren\'t the case it would be a stupid reason to go to war, they hurt your feelings? Aw pooor baby (aka rtard)

Cicero Day 174, 03:00

English, do you speak it?

Sameera0 Day 174, 13:53

Yes I do, seems you can\'t read it though.
Thats pretty easy to read, maybe you need some reading glasses mate.

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