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Why I'm Awesome but resigning from Congress

Day 576, 18:20 • Published in USA USA

• by Magus Eceerb

Everybody hates me. I got almost no votes in my previous article, and a couple of comments contradicting my views.

So, on behalf of these grounds, New Jersey will have to wait another day until I grace them with my awesome presence.

But at least I'm not an idiot yelling that everybody really loves me and my article just got unlucky.

So thank you America for telling me you hate my guts and potential leadership! Have a good eDay.

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