Why eSouth Africa Failed... Again
Amun Nefer
I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Plus I gotta keep enough lettuce to support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Ines Schumacher will get jealous (not that she has money, lol)
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to Rome
So if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home
Hello eSouth Africa, I, your prophet of the Sun Goddess, Amun Nefer am here to explain the recent events that have led to the downfall of this backwards nation of rebellious slaves.
You see that your government has been taken from your control, people are leaving in droves and your country is in a state of chaos and disunity. Why is this? You keep asking yourselves this. I have the answer for you.
You have been very bad lately eSA, betraying each other, calling people names, failing in general. These are all reasons eSA is considered the laughing stock of the world, but it is not why you fell. Your country was taken under the wise rule of the most esteemed and beautiful Sun Goddess, Judean Princess. It was her duty to watch over your primitive and savage land and keep you safe from harm. While she protected you, all was good.
Unfortunately, certain elements inside eSouth Africa’s elite Sweinhuas, namely Ines Shoemaker told you that the Goddess was false and you should rebel against her. You of course agreed. You were easily influenced, I know. I don’t blame you for being this way. You are but children of the goddess after all, not granted the intelligence necessary to make your own decisions properly.
Unfortunately, the Most Beautiful Goddess of the Sun and Perfection is not so forgiving. She saw how you had turned from the righteous path and said “these foolish slaves do not have the intelligence befitting servants of my realm.” The Most Perfect decided it was necessary to cleanse this land of its wretched inhabitants. She sent forth a call to bring all Hungarians, Indonesians and Brasilians forth. They saw what eSA had done and descended upon them to enact divine retribution. You grew apart as the act of disobedience clashed with your natural love of the Goddess and so your nation fell into disarray. Your congress was emptied of the people who had betrayed their Mistress and the country was restored to submission under Her. This is how eSA came to be how it is now.
Now good people of eSouth Africa, I ask you to see reason once more and accept Judean Princess, her most graceful divine self back into your lives and save your country. Please for the sake of your souls, cease this rebellion and reject the false words of Shoemaker! Respect the Goddess once more, give offerings of shrimp tempura, and bring eSA back under her enlightened rule, or eSA will be punished once more!
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This didn't happen when eArgentina was there xP
good sir even if I can't read, I approve completely wat was said
May the good korea bless you on your path
This didn't happen when eArgentina was there XD
Miss Girl in The Foto, please accept my invitation and come work on our good and true fields. the fields of people
what is this, I don't even...
You've got to be kidding ...
lol i don't know abt esouth africa miss but if that pic is urs u got my vote and sub 🙂 just praising u!!!
only if u are a girl 😛
SAC stands ready to provide assistance to SA to regain control.
You're a poet,
and you know it.
Amun, honey bunch, I love you, but STOP OBEYING MY EVIL ALTER-EGO! Yes, I know I am beautiful (except, of course, for the bad nose job), but please come to your senses and realize what my evil other personality is doing to you! Please, honey, I beg you: when she takes control of me, DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
Sweety, I'm trying. I'm taking the meds, but they're not working as well anymore. I don't know why. I need you to help me. She gets stronger everyday, and it's harder and harder to keep her from taking control of me. Just, I don't know, slap me whenever she takes control of me, okay? Please.
And to everyone else, please forgive Amun for his foolishness. It's hard to resist this fine body (except for the bad nose job). Amun is just thinking with the wrong head at the moment. I'm sure all guys have done that at some point, right? So please be understanding and help Amun come to his senses. It seems I'm losing the battle to her, and I don't know how much longer I can hold out. You all need to help Amun come to his senses! Helping him will also help me beat her, help me stay in control.
Please help us.
JP
"SAC stands ready to provide assistance to SA to regain control." -- Mere mortals cannot change the fate of a doomed nation.
Who are you calling a "mere mortal"?
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Is it just me or are JP's pictures flying all around the erepublik world?
*sigh*
you have got to be kidding me
Good thing I'm an atheist. As for the shrimp tempura, the goddess is clearly eating it all and not sharing.
This article would have only been worth reading had it had pictures of attractive women. Unfortunately, no such pictures exist. Anyway, cool story bro.
Amun Nefer is a boob
Yay finally Well done Chris. Was waiting for that!! 🙂
U see, what a nice eMosad girlz could do ? 😃
Cheers !
Amun almost makes jews seem tolerable.
WHo gets more of my attention?
The Article of the Nose?
NOSE WINS
Wow, Amun. You really have started taking drugs havent you? 😛
tl;dr
please good sirs stop talking trash about the nose. who's to say that it's the only thing between you and apocalypse?
taht's a hot nose, mind you
To read this article or not to read it.
That's not much of a question.
I liked how beautiful the women in the first 3 pictures you picked are. Why did you pick the last picture though? She's fugly.
Cool story bro.
Your a fuckwit Amun. The only reason eSA is in this mess is because of you asswipe.
dont go away mad, just go away.
Amun... I´ll have to remind you about that link: http://www.google.com/search?hl=es&rlz=1C1SKPC_enGB346GB346&q=why+drugs+are+bad&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=">http://www.google.com/search?hl=es&r[..]fai=
That stuff you use is also illegal, btw. And remember, /b/ is bad as well. That are advices from an old friend. Use them wisely.
Also, if you have so much money, why don´t you pay someone to fix that nose of that girl? It must be traumatic for her have it. You don´t care much about her if you do not try to fix that "thing".
Lastly, the offer I said to you about that peruvian child still stands, for real.
@Merle
You talking to me?
Man those first to chicks are chicks aint half-bad but the last one, burned out my eyes man.
Voted cuz JP said so.
LOL Did you see some pink elephants too?
Pitiful thou art Amun.. Try getting your testicles back from JP and be a man for a change
WTF.. are you bloody stoned champ?
This man speaks the truth.
Ok I'm serious Brazil can we have you PTO us again. Because I don't like these new people. I'd rather have people with some common sense and many less delusions try and take us over then this clown. Really has it become "sun goddess" now? JP get a life jesus. Trying to get people to worship you is foolish. Why worship a human? We are imperfect fools. Try to learn that
Amun is JP and Shitbag city. They are all one in the same.
Reason with my c*ck b*tcha 😉
I think I can see your balls hidden up JP's nose. I normally wouldn't notice BUT THAT NOSE IS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THAT??!!11!!?!