Why A Federalist?
Day 1,278, 11:10
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by Gnilraps
Day 1,278 of the New World
Congressional Elections
"I'm so Horny the crack of dawn better watch out." - Tom Waits
Thousands of citizens of the eUSA are not a member of a Political Party.
I am guessing many of them are not familiar with the monthly ritual of electing another class into Congress.
I'd like to share with you why I think it is wisest to vote for a Federalist-Approved Candidate on Wednesday May 25th.
Federalist Candidates are always real people. We get to know each other in the Federalist Party. You could say we're all "regulars". Nobody's third multi is running as a Federalist. Not everyone can say this...
One of these Politicians is definitely NOT a Federalist...
Federalist Candidates are not running for the 5 Gold award and the Medal. Our party is chock full of experienced gamers. We are interested in the job of Congressman, not the status that goes with it. We actually like playing this game and think that being a Congressman sounds like fun too. Once we win, we won't disappear.
Federalist Candidates are Diverse. Without mentioning names, we've got Policy Wonks, Comedians, Organizational Gurus, Militarymen, Militiamen, Oddballs, Suits, NON-AMERICANS IN REAL LIFE OMG, Experienced and Inexperienced, Programmers, Queers, Stats guys, RL Husbands, and this one other guy whom I can't quite describe.
NOT very Federalist
Lastly, Kara Beth is a Federalist and she says you should vote for us.
VERY Federalist
Find a Federalist and Vote.
Gnilraps
Federalist Party President
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You could start by voting for me in Utah...
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After he has secured enough votes for his landslide victory, please consider me in eVirginia
You could also vote for me in Southeast Of Mexico. Stygian for Mexican Overlord \m/
If I can vote 50 times I will vote for every Federalist on the ballot...
Go Feds \o/
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who's the queer you mentioned? 😛
And you could vote me in Kentucky
Wait, there's a 5 gold reward? I'm in.
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I'm the guy that can't be described I'm sure.
Vote for me in Iowa!
\o/ Feds for life
YES!
You spam your shouts a lot.... Not sure why your on my friends list
Why should we vote for you this is a popularity contest you have no views other then you attend congress and presidential sescions. Same thing in almost all erepublic political parties. I shall make my own political pary were we do care about the issues not stupid things like this.
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All elections are a popularity contest. Have you stepped out into the real world lately?
Well then - good luck John Francis Wilander... especially if you're not popular.
They are popularity contests but they are also more then that you dont want the winner american idol running the country.
John made my boner go away. Thanks, I was told if it lasted longer than four hours I would have to goto the hospital and I don't have health insurance. You saved me a lot of money!
Look dont you believe that the federalist party should stand for more then active and diverse members.
We do. Problem is, you cant change the fact that people vote for the more popular ones.
I'm a Socialist. The Federalist can be whomever they want to be. Let them be. Be glad ACP is gone.
I know I will not vote for the feds when I reach level 13 and why are you popular if you do nothing is another question I have also what are the so called other things you do?
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Kara Beth says to vote, so I vote.
BAAA!
I repeat my questions do not take them as insults but I need to know why I should vote for you.
Voted - Feds FTW!!!!
@John Francis Wilander: I don't mind your question at all. There is only so much you can say in one article and I was feeling a little lighthearted today so this piece is a bit fluffier than some. I write quite a bit about the Federalist Party and why I think it distinguishes itself so well.
There is much written at our forum: http://federalistparty.forumotion.com/ look for the "Federalist Creed" post.
Also not long ago I wrote this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-en-tr-federalist-ideals-1750415/1/20 and it is a bit more substantive.
More than anything else, though, I'd appreciate talking it through with you.
Vote Auggustus for FEDs in New Jersey!
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