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Dateline: Monday, March 25, 2013 (Day 1,951)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Video: Dan Akroyd - Alexander Haig
1. Max Fights (Gold Mine) Contest Starts Today
2. Donate Food to the Air Strike
3. RW'ing Regions Back to Taiwan
4: Congress Election Day
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Max Fights (Gold Mine) Contest Starts Today
Admins have once again presented a new feature without fully thinking it through. Ligtreb's article the other day outlines the distribution of the gold mines throughout the New World, and editorializes that while the Gold Mines are probably a good thing their implementation is being done poorly.
In a Saturday Special Edition of this newspaper, Chief of Staff Palestinian Stevens reasserts that the USA will likely win this continent's Gold Mine, but adds the strategic possibility that an enemy nation may attack us in hopes of gaining control of our Gold Mine as soon as it is awarded to us.
In any case, the contest starts today, and we are urged to Fight, Fight, Fight, and win that sumbitch-- because this is America and it is our destiny to win it. And while we're at it, watch for enemy aggression toward our homeland, specifically Washington DC where our Gold Mine will be located.
Donate Food to the Air Strike
Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
Another gift from the Admin gods is that citizens can now Donate toward their nation having the capability to launch an Air Strike.
An Air Strike is the ability to declare and wage war against a country that we do not share a border with. The President proposes it just like any other Proposal, Congress approves it, and we get to shoot some poor slobs who thought they were protected from us.
While President Vanek26 has stated that he has no intention, no country and no reason, to use The Bomb, other nations already have it and now before long every backwater dump on the face of the map will have The Bomb.
If you go to the Military tab on our Country page you'll see that we have the cash portion already, and are sitting around 40% or so of the needed Food. To the right of the circle graphs is a Contribute button. We are urged to Donate Food toward building a Bomb of our own.
If you go to the Food pages on the Marketplace, you'll be reminded just how dirt cheap food is. You have no excuse. Buy Food; Donate it to The Bomb.
RW'ing Regions Back to Taiwan
Last week, this newspaper reported an accord having been reached in the Taiwan-South Korea War. The short of it, as far as American fighters are concerned, is that we'll be RW'ing regions back to Taiwan. A timetable was set, and in a perfect world South Korea would be back on the map so they'd have a Congress this month, and Taiwan would have the US off their back.
Somewhere along the line the perfect world timetable got screwed up. I stopped trying to keep track of who fu*ked up where, as my own Daily Order was "fight for Taiwan" one minute and then "fight for the USA" the next.
So here's the skinny, folks. South Korea got regions, but not quite in time, and they're screwed out of a Congress this month. On the good side, they have a couple of regions-- better'n nothin'. And we are still intending to give Taiwan back to Taiwan.. mostly. But Fight Orders are likely to be mixed up for the next couple days-- still "fight for Taiwan" and then "fight for the US." Just do as your Daily Order says. If it's confusing and you really require explanation, get on IRC and ask your MU's Senior Officers-- that's what they're there for, make 'em do their job.
Congress Election Day
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