Who should you vote for?

Day 1,616, 17:39 • Published in Israel Israel • by Amun Nefer

Bokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer tov eIsrael!

Amun Nefer here, and I want to ask you something: What makes a good congressman? Well?

Nothing really, you just elect the person you think is most likeable and hopefully the least likely to fuck up the country in some way like by letting in PTOers or some other manner of annoying twit. That's ideally the person you want in congress.

Now who do you usually vote for? Yep, that's right, the most awesome person.

So who's one of the most awesome in eIsrael? Yeah, you guessed who. :3 Now why is it that I'm awesome?



Amun...

Has the most awesome dog:


^Better than yours.

Has a kickass cat:



Wears a p sweet keffiyeh:


Is not just a Jew, but one of those arrogant obnoxious American Jews that thinks he knows how to run your country better than you.

Is an Archæologist IRL:


^Dude on the lower left with the funny beaded vest (long story)

Uses a Marshalltown trowel when he digs; like a real man.



Oh and most importantly, I'm very humble and modest. :3

So please remember to vote for me on the 25th. I'm an honest person who likes eIsrael and won't allow a PTOer in or do anything to harm our fair eState. Vote Amun Nefer of Israel First in Be'ersheva for a safe and trustworthy seat in the eKnesset.








What can the ICA do for you? ICA - Israel is looking for new recruits. Do you have what it takes to be in the ICA? Every member is guaranteed a well-paying job in our luxurious communes as well as 25 Q6 weapons a day.



You'll also get to interact on IRC with fellow ICA members and meet tons of great new people. If you're tired of boring old MUs that only meet up for strikes and give you scraps to fight with, then stop settling for less.

Join the ICA - Israel today! Message Amun Nefer (in English, please) or HebrewHoney (she's bilingual) for details.





P.S. Only tools report. Don't be a tool. :3