Whitehouse Under Attack by Sexy Female Ninjas!
Day 868, 04:29
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by Lunarth
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Fellow Americans, this is a grim day indeed. It appears our Whitehouse, home of the president, is under direct control of sexy female ninjas. It is unclear whether they work for the USA or if we are in danger of losing our president but if it involves ninjas, there will most certainly involve death for somebody. It is believed that the government is rallying our only defense against sexy female ninjas, sexy female pirates. While the story is still in developement, The Bazaar Times, your only trustworthy source of information, will keep you updated with the upcoming battle. Pray for our country people.
Fellow Americans, this is a grim day indeed. It appears our Whitehouse, home of the president, is under direct control of sexy female ninjas. It is unclear whether they work for the USA or if we are in danger of losing our president but if it involves ninjas, there will most certainly involve death for somebody. It is believed that the government is rallying our only defense against sexy female ninjas, sexy female pirates. While the story is still in developement, The Bazaar Times, your only trustworthy source of information, will keep you updated with the upcoming battle. Pray for our country people.
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