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While I Was Vacationing in Alaska …

Day 1,008, 19:53 • Published in USA USA

• by Tom McDougal

I was on Sarah Palin’s porch and as I looked out over the vast and wonderful wilderness of Alaska and I saw an eyesore.

A land filled with titanium mines, drunken natives, and robots; Russia.

I swore to myself that I would one day clean up that eyesore and free the vodka-drinking natives. When I returned to civilization I found that Krems had already freed those vodka loving people and destroyed those robots but this eyesore known, as FER still exists. If I’m elected to kongress I will make sure its blast mined in to oblivion so that this gross land will never again impede Sarah Palin’s view.

If that’s not convincing enough for you I’m endorsed by SEES and the Feds. I’m sure there will be more cool people telling you to vote for me in the comments you should listen to them.

One last thing she’ll be voting for me and you need to ask yourself why wont you ?