Where, what and who ^^ And something about the Potatoes ^^

Day 1,391, 09:44 • Published in Norway USA • by Christopher Moe



Hello my dear peasants.

There is a rumor going on that since I have become the king of Norway, I have lost all contact with the lower classes in Norway. And i will start of to say: That is only partially true.
Yes, you can say that I have more important things to focus my time on instead of go bathing in gold or driving around my castle with my awesome tank, but then again, shouldn’t your king be allowed to have fun 😁


Did i say driving... I meant flying... Hell YEAH 😁


Well... A lot of you have asked me: What do you want us to do? Where should we fight? What is happening with my country?

What do you want us to do?:


Well... I want you guys to have fun, i want you to be active and i want you to be awesome.
I have seen new additions joining our community, and that is awesome. People like Che kukaken and Morten Aspahug are active and outspoken, and i think that is kewl.


Where should we fight?:




At the moment Norway is being used as a playground for Sweden.
That means that Svalbard, Østlandet, Vestlandet and Sørlandet will constantly be attacked and RW’ed by Sweden. Trøndelag and Nord-Norge are regions with resources that Sweden wants, so those regions are off limit.
So where should we fight.... Well we can fight for/against Sweden and be wasting our own damage. Or we can fight for our allies and maybe even make a difference.
This is of course your choice, but if you want to make your king proud, then you must follow my orders and fight for our allies. Wasting money and time to make it easier for the Swedish is just silly when our allies are needing every soldier they can get to fight of ONE.


What is happening to our country?:




As I mentions before Sweden are using out country as a playground so that they can get their production bonus and NE bonus.
We are facing a new era of instability, and how our country’s future look like is still unclear.
So the only thing we can do at this moment is to bide our time and try to have fun where we can. I know that a lot of you have lost all kind of motivation to continue this struggle, but hey, let’s keep our chin up 😁 Our media is getting more and more awesome for each day that is passing and i have seen some kewl post in the forum, i have even start to have fun on IRC, and you know what.... That is progress 😁
The situation was quite different just over a week ago, and i am really happy for the changes that have happened.
We used to be a country of half eaten tampons, but now we are a country of rape potatoes and crab fighters 😁




I will also use this time to talk some more about the Rape Potatoes.



This is a new project, but nevertheless still awesome.
The Rape Potatoes is a military unit that have a goal to aid our allies. We are offering you a chance not only to aid you king and nation but also a chance to be super awesome. The ball is not rolling at full speed yet, but in time it will.
When we get enough workers doing voluntary work, we will be able to provide our soldiers with food and tanks to fight with potato power.
When the foundation is laid, we will only consist of the most disciplined soldiers in Norway. If you not follow orders, you will be kicked out. If you don’t fight, you will be kicked out. If you priorities a mercenary medal instead of your nation, you will be kicked out.
We hope that this project will be a huge success cause as we all can see, Eden and Terra sure could use some awesome potato power.
Don’t you agree 😁





I hope that this answered some of your questions and i hope you enjoyed reading 😁


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