Where In The World Did Barroom Hero Wake Up Today??
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by Barroom Hero
In a shameless attempt at a MM (yeah yeah I know this will cost more then the medal gives,IF I even get the 1000, but this will also provide a little entertainment to our drab e-lives).
I decided to throw a contest Barroom Hero style bitchez, so heres how this failed attempt will work.
Every few days or so I will post a new article (which will be about absolutely NOTHING of importance!!!) and WILL NOT HAVE THESE RULES IN THEM, but the same rules will apply, the trick is to catch the article , and post whats necessary , no matter what the new articles "seem" like they are about, its a contest (until i post otherwise).
The 1st person to post this reply
"Who wants a moustache ride? "
will receive 1 to 4 gold. (NO ORGS!)
the 1st person to post this
" i do i do"
AFTER the 1st quote (it does not have to be the very next post after the gold winning post) will win a random q1 or q2 gift (hell if i get bored this could be a house)(NO ORGS!!!!)
Didnt win the first 2???? dont fret, a 3rd random prize of Q1 or Q2 will be given to the best joke pertaining to the country its posted in (it can be PEACE/EDEN/BROLLLIANCE whatever trolling, dont matter to me as long as the articles country is involved),prize decided and given the next day. decided by ME!! (look at the flag next to my name so you know what country to make fun of , it will change each article!!!! )
Thats it, no lame random.org #s, no raffle tickets, nothing.
just a reply
rules
1) no orgs
2) 1 prize per person per article,yes you can win again next article but not twice in 1 article
Q. But how will you get subscriptions like that ??
A. I will be posting these "articles" in different countries each time, so if you are not subscribed,there will probably be 0% chance youll win or even catch it, so it is important you read the rules/remember the post phrase/and subscribe NOW, the rules will not be posted again in future articles
Q. How long will this last.
A. I have no clue, but when i end it I will make a article about it, so the subscribers will know and can unsubscribe
Q. WTF "Who wants a moustache ride?" and "i do i do" thats kinda gay, and i cant remember all that
A. im not big on spelling as long as your in the ballpark its all good, and its funny.If you cant remember it, not my problem, other ppl will.
for everyone who didnt understand heres a example
(right click-->view image for full size)
And to kick this off this contest will start right now with this article
(I know my photoshop sux, but it gets the job done)
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Who wants a mustache ride?
Who wants a moustache ride?
i do i do
and boom its that easy.
So sub this bitch up to get this rolling
(prizes being sent now)
How much are they?
dude, you're hilarious
One day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Pennsylvania Avenue. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
i want a ride
That was pretty funny Basil.
Go eUSA!
An English professor from eUK was lecturing his university class in eUSA one day.
"In English", he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language in which a double positive forms a negative."
A loud eAmerican student from the back of the room yelled out, "Yeah, right."
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Go eUSA!
Very well Mr. Hero, let it begin.
@Basil Kairos, that made me LOL
Two good jokes. LOL
In eRussia, game plays YOU!!!
Unsub
A very funny thread. LOL.
Oh ! The woman in the picture is my RL country's national sl*t ! Hmmm... Ain't she famous.
After a morning of drinking a couple of hunters grabbed their rifles and decided to track a deer through a dense forest.
Out of nowhere one falls to the ground, neither breathing nor moving. After kicking him a few times and getting no response his friend, kind of drunk and freaking out finally thinks to call the emergency services.
“My friend, my friend. I think he’s dead. What, what do I do?” he slurs to the operator.
“Ok sir. I need you to calm down.” The operator tries to relax the agitated hunter. “Just do what I tell you and he’ll be just fine.
“Right, right.” He stammers.
“Ok, The first thing I’m going to need you to do is make sure that they’re actually dead.”
Silence.
“Sir?”
A shot rings down into the operator headphones, followed by some scrambling and the hunter’s voice.
“Okay, now what?”
Post more boobs, plx, or else I will report you.
The Cluj(a city in Transilvania) local administration discusses the erecting of a statue of Avram Iancu. A councillor says "The statue should have a hand pointing to Hungary, so the Hungarians would know we're watching them". Another one proposes that "in one hand, Iancu should hold a noose, so they would know what to expect should they try to steal Transylvania". Another councillor proposes that "there should be a Hungarian in the noose". Then, Gheorghe Funar (the well known nationalist Mayor of Cluj) says "I say we replace the Hungarian every day!".
Who wants a fat chick with no teeth?
Good one bakalu!
I always miss the moustache rides 🙁
As your BOSS, if I don't win once, YOU'RE FIRED! 😛
Good idea, man 😉)))
joke prize sent to basil
THE GAME.
Sorry about my last comment, I was drunk and I saw something about trolling. I thought it was about trolling YOU, lol.
"Sorry about my last comment, I was drunk and I saw something about trolling. I thought it was about trolling YOU, lol."
nothing wrong with more boobs,added a anime set in next issue, and def more on the way.I wasnt sweating the report because as far as i can tell im doing nothing wrong