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What you need to offer to get their support?

Day 3,535, 10:20 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

• by Mithrantir

Hello,

I had this idea for a troll article:

What do you need to offer to countries to get them on your side.

Probably it will be a stupid article but who cares 🙂

SO here we go:

Argentina: Support even to the battles they want to lose to blame others

Brazil : Support them to turn off the light after an epic campaign

Bulgaria : Assure them that they do belong somewhere and they are friends of you (no need to formalise it)

Chile : Nobody knows. Just don't pissed them off

China: Simply peace... and I will show up once every few months to your battle

Croatia: Eternal war with Serbia... or regions to the moon

Cyprus: 31 cc, or TATATATATA or Kosovo or Greece or Turkey

France: A good wine and cheese. That's all they need.

FYROM: Rule number one... don't call me fyrom... rule number 2... fight greece

Greece: Be your prio, Burn fyrom and Bulgaria.

Hungary: Promise them to be important and give them a chance to win battles against Romania

Iran: Let them farm and keep them off the front line

Ireland: Really depends who is in charge

Italy : A victory against Slovenia or bring Ikki back

Lithuania: Allies??? please... we have weekly epic with Poland

Peru: rotocaffe, pop corn and not being a joker

Poland: Promise them support from another 56 countries including Serbia so they can be a fighting country

Portugal: Ehhh... a new Cristiano Ronaldo? he is getting old

Romania: No enemies at their borders... or the border's borders

Serbia: Promise to fight their battles and once you drain the enemy they can AS to keep the regions. Do not ask them to attack first.

Slovenia: Bruce to keep expanding his family

Spain: That they belong somewhere

Turkey: That you will follow the plans they make. Make clear that indeed you are their ally and you want them.

Ukraine: That they exist and will support them by giving them Serbia as a friend.

United Arab Emirates: Please... ask Serbia

United Kingdom: They don't either what to ask

USA: Elections, elections and elections. Secure my elections and will hit for you.

PS.Please don't feel offended or anything is pure for troll.

I chose a sample of countries in alphabetical order.

A lazy fighter,
Mithrantir

Comments

Cheap Sunglasses Day 3,535, 10:22

1st

The Black Rider Day 3,535, 10:25

Tooo polite for troll article 🙂

Mithrantir Day 3,535, 10:25

hahahahahaha well you know me... I can't be too harsh

exdop jr Day 3,535, 10:25

kek

Count Miden Day 3,535, 10:26

who cares 😛

Mithrantir Day 3,535, 10:28

of course nobody 😛

But why should I care? 🙂

MattrimCauthon Day 3,535, 10:38

хахахах

Severrus Snape Day 3,535, 10:38

you broke the rule number 1.

Also, you put the name "FYROM" in alphabetic order as if it is a "R", as in "Republic of Macedonia" . So, why don't you just do that? or add that?

Turkey has plans?
Slovenia should be: keeping 4 or more useless Training Wars with insignificant countries while their allies are facing hard battles

Polan😛 LOL and?

thanks o7

Mithrantir Day 3,535, 10:41

you forgot I have the power of edit 🙂

Severrus Snape Day 3,535, 10:45

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

just sayin 🙂

Mithrantir Day 3,535, 10:46

proof or never happened 😛

Severrus Snape Day 3,535, 11:04

my dear wizard colleague.. you forget I have the power of screenshot 😃

https://prnt.sc/g06aee

MightAndMagic Day 3,535, 10:55

Meanwhile Turkey briefs about her plans in westeros HQ : Hello fellas! It is such a good day to get wiped, isnt it?

Mithrantir Day 3,535, 11:05

well then i can only say this: Severrus 1 lazy wizard 0 🙂

Severrus Snape Day 3,535, 11:10

❤

Severrus Snape Day 3,535, 11:10

❤

Bane Pozarevac Day 3,535, 10:39

😃 😃 😃
top one
😉
.

Dunedan Day 3,535, 10:40

Whelp Hungary pls!

Pargalatsos II Day 3,535, 10:41

Brutarco Day 3,535, 10:41

o7 v

Gideonn Day 3,535, 10:43

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Gideonn Day 3,535, 10:48

https://media.giphy.com/media/fKnKBZtayVB2o/giphy.gif

BunnyQueen Day 3,535, 10:49

Albania, Canada, China, Egypt, Germany, Indonesia, Israel, Pakistan, S.Africa, Thailand would be easy one to do too : 3

n0s3 Day 3,535, 10:51

I'll burn down half your island if you make a sheety one about Germany.

BunnyQueen Day 3,535, 10:53

depends... north or south? : 3

n0s3 Day 3,535, 10:54

You know which one I mean.

BunnyQueen Day 3,535, 11:00

ha! the polish part : (
go on, pweaze :3

Kherehabath Day 3,535, 12:12

Why u want to burn loland? :

BunnyQueen Day 3,535, 13:37

banana > loland

Dihenekis Day 3,535, 10:54

Romania: No enemies at their borders... or the border's borders

the best

also

Greece: Be your prio, Burn fyrom and Bulgaria. ( you had to add ) WHEN I AM CP

or burn Fyrov , Bulgaria and terroristas

El masche Day 3,535, 10:56

jajajjja.. Genius

Darman Barman Day 3,535, 11:00

Hehe, nice

SkyHero. Day 3,535, 11:01

Aimanan Day 3,535, 11:08

Good one 😃

Old 7 Day 3,535, 11:09

in fyrom you should add fylol, fyrov or everything related to fyrom

A Lena Day 3,535, 11:25

😊 😊

The Baron Samedi Day 3,535, 11:26

Rotocafe is a argentinian thing. Peruvians (EBM) just stole it.
Which is cool, cause we stole it from the spaniards.

Basically, Roto is a god that likes to have fun. But cause spaniards liked easy fights with Canada and Venezuela for bonuses, Roto abandoned them, joined Argentina, and gave the command to wipe Spain.

Thus, Spain was wiped. Repeteadly. Now you know why Argentina always tries to wipe Spain.

The Baron Samedi Day 3,535, 11:28

Los españoles trajeron a Roto a nuestra tierras, y Roto se alegro, porque los argentinos eran almas puras, a las que le gustaba el trolleo, la guerra y la vieja de turista. Pero, pasado un tiempo, Roto quizo volver a visitar sus tierras ancestrales, y alli fue cuando con horror noto que los españoles, en su ausencia, empezaron adorar a idolos falsos polacos, que ya no les gustaba la guerra, y que vivian contentos y satisfechos con un facil 100/100, gorditos y decadentes.

- ¿¡¿Que ha pasado aqui?!? -grito Roto. Los españoles, al escuchar que el gran Roto habia vuelto, corrieron asustados, y se escondieron en sus casas, taparon sus oidos, porque aunque gorditos y decadentes, aun temian la furia de Roto.

- ¿A esto hemos llegado, hijos mios? -dijo Roto con lagrimas en los ojos. Miro a sus hijos con lagrimas en los ojos, y los españoles lamentaron ver a su padre tan triste, pero sus pecados eran grandes, y el orgullo del 100/100 inflaba sus corazones negros.

-¿Padre, es que acaso no te habias ido al Nuevo Mundo? Aqui en Europa solo hay paz y prosperidad, somos felices y podemos tener muchas multis, ponerlas en el IAN y verlas crecer gorditas y felices. No eres necesarios aqui, oh Roto. No te necesitamos.

Roto se sorprendio de la audacia española, a el que los habia creado, los habia alimentado, y los habia hecho fuertes. Por un segundo quizo descargar todo su poder divino en los atrevidos traidores a su nombre... Pero se contuvo, apenas.

- No me necesitan, ¿eh? ¡Asi sea! De ahora en mas, declaro a la Argentina Rotoista como la verdadera Iglesia. De ahora en mas, uds son herejes a mi nombre. Y pronto, muy pronto, uds pagaran su osadia!

Algunos españoles, al sentir la gran furia del gran Roto, se arrepintieron del orgullo en sus palabras y quisieron pedir perdon, pero ya era tarde, pues Roto habia volado hacia el sur como un rayo.

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