What you Do Not Know About Your Government! Must Read!

Day 1,247, 09:53 • Published in USA USA • by S-Mac31

There are a lot of mysteries in this game. One of them for most new players is who this man running your country is. His name is Emerick. Yeah, he seems like a troll to some, others claim they see the nice side of him. Emerick was a Hero is WWIII back in 2009, and now he is back in the White House. But it was not his doing. He is a part of an agency that has ran the country for many Presidencies: The E-lluminati.


Yeah.

Who is in the E-lluminati?

The E-lluminati started with one of the most influential people of beta days, Dio Brando. He created this, and created a mask for it as Dioism. Other major names have joined the E-lluminati, and most of them have ran your own country without you even noticing. Other famous people to be in this group are Harrison Richardson, St. Krems, Pfeiffer, and even Josh Frost!


An actual quote from your former President right before he left.

I'm sure you are all as shocked as I was when I found this out. These people have millions of gold stashed away in Swiss Bank accounts that used to belong to the government. There is only one person who could have possibly been close enough to the Swiss and the United States Government to pull this off...
THIS MAN!

PAUL PROTEUS!

More to come on this scandal when I attempt to confront the evil man behind all of this, Paul Proteus-Madoff.

Disclaimer: its a joke. If anyone takes this seriously I fear for your mental sanity