What we really are
Day 1,780, 04:46
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assguard
Something that guards your ass.
"I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard."
source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assguard
Ass-Guard
A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
"Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners."
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Efter "Homonavia" så är det väl inte konstigt att vi går över till "Assguard" : )
Good point, Sverige behöver en assguard efter blivit så hårt tagna de senare tillfällena av ryssen 🙂
haha +v
This is what it is all about.
"Homonavia" scares a lot of Finns, but AssGuard sounds so... safe. 😉
homoswedes->assguards=most progressive ecivilization is ours \o/
Seen this one?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/
Kick-Ass vs Ass-guard? I would bet on Ass-guard. If you get nothing on you get nothing out though
That's why moomintrolls are so chubby, no hole = nothing comes out.
When in sauna beer and vodka comes in and water comes out. Me no understand 🙁
Hum...Ass long we know how use a C4 then frankly I don´t care about the name.
Dearest kid have a lot of names you know.