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Day 1,780, 04:46 Published in Sweden Sweden by Maze Putin Stalfitta

Something that guards your ass.
"I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard."

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
"Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners."

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Fredrok Day 1,780, 05:41

Efter "Homonavia" så är det väl inte konstigt att vi går över till "Assguard" : )

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,780, 06:00

Good point, Sverige behöver en assguard efter blivit så hårt tagna de senare tillfällena av ryssen 🙂

Kain Propan
Kain Propan Day 1,780, 06:35

haha +v

This is what it is all about.

WP Attak
WP Attak Day 1,780, 08:39

"Homonavia" scares a lot of Finns, but AssGuard sounds so... safe. 😉

romanian spy
romanian spy Day 1,780, 08:40

homoswedes->assguards=most progressive ecivilization is ours \o/

WP Attak
WP Attak Day 1,780, 08:41

Seen this one?

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,780, 09:29

Kick-Ass vs Ass-guard? I would bet on Ass-guard. If you get nothing on you get nothing out though

WP Attak
WP Attak Day 1,780, 11:35

That's why moomintrolls are so chubby, no hole = nothing comes out.

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,780, 12:52

When in sauna beer and vodka comes in and water comes out. Me no understand 🙁

Thomas Sakshaug
Thomas Sakshaug Day 1,781, 04:32

Hum...Ass long we know how use a C4 then frankly I don´t care about the name.
Dearest kid have a lot of names you know.

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