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What's The F*cking Point?

Day 3,818, 12:10 • Published in United Kingdom

• by WayneKerr

An official Political Party broadcast brought to you by Best PCP

Pathetic f*cking turnout for possibly one of the best games around at the moment. You get to build rockets and fly em about in Space... come on guys, what ya playing at.

This will be the last one I bother with. As with handing out thousands of cc's for bullshit 'quizzes', I can hand over Steam Keys to those in my party without the need to bother writing articles.

Participation is the key, people.

Salty? Yes.

The winner, like anyone really gives a shit is CptChazbeard.

Well done Chaz...

Enjoy, my friend. A worthy winner of the last ever Great Steam Game Giveaway! Now, if you will excuse me, I have Japanese Car Auction sites to scour...

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PS, if anyone has a manual Nissan Stagea in the UK for sale, drop me a PM...

Comments

WayneKerr Day 3,818, 12:11

low effort article for the low effort participation.

Alphabethis Day 3,818, 12:35

At least it is not a game of artic exploration

General Hi Story of Trite Day 3,818, 12:23

WHAT, what didn't I win?

Alfa UKSF Day 3,818, 12:27

I just hate steam with a passion

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,818, 12:41

Sad 🙁

Mr Knee Day 3,818, 13:57

Already have Kerbel Space Programme...

AMD. Day 3,818, 14:46

same as mr knee

Brathasena Day 3,818, 14:53

This raffle seems rigged. I never win

Fataliix Day 3,818, 15:44

I should probably open this game more than once a year because I absolutely want Owlboy.

Mad Pauly Day 3,818, 17:32

You actually want a Stagea, or just the engine to swap out? 😛

WayneKerr Day 3,819, 03:25

actually want a stagea... plenty of cheaper options if all I wanted was a engine.

Mad Pauly Day 3,819, 03:48

If you want an old man's car, might as well go for a Volvo 😉

WayneKerr Day 3,819, 04:16

meh to your old mans car and Volvo comment...

its basically a skyline... a practical skyline at that! Get a washing machine in the back and still make choo choo noises!

Mad Pauly Day 3,819, 05:33

It's basically a Volvo with a different badge.

Don't get me wrong, nothing against Volvos. THe 850 and T5 were stonkingly good old man cars, but give me a Mk III Supra or Mitsu 3000GT any day of the week

WayneKerr Day 3,819, 12:25

It's a skyline

Mad Pauly Day 3,819, 12:26

A Volvo Skyline? 😉

Hell The Great Day 3,818, 18:28

Yes you are salty. And stop pretending you don't care plz, anyone who is lame enough to vote every comment obviously cares.

WayneKerr Day 3,819, 03:26

I haven't voted every comment...

Hell The Great Day 3,819, 03:28

Burn 🙁

Select28 Day 3,818, 23:41

Wassa steam key?

Horice G Fossil Day 3,819, 03:48

I believe the lack of interest results from not being able to order beer using steam. You can with hungry house, if you offer a voucher that will allow you to get a few cold ones I believe I speak for many when I say 'count me in!'

Horice 🍻

Septuagenarian Day 3,819, 04:16

You missed the bit where Steam makes beer too hot

Horice G Fossil Day 3,819, 07:38

I agree the only thing worse than warm beer is no beer. My local kebab hut also delivers ice, not sure if they take vouchers, could always use that to cool the steamed beer 💭

Horice 🍺

ArchieSmith Day 3,829, 08:42

Hey now. Handing out thousands of pounds for answering questions correctly on WWTBR is not bullshit, Wayne..

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