What REALLY Happened Last Night

Day 954, 16:45 • Published in Germany United Kingdom • by Dncelyn

Sorry it's been so long since I wrote an article! I've been busy doing stuff. Don't worry though, I have something very important to talk about today: Last nights "hacking" of Erepublik.

For those who don't know, sometime last night various important erepublik members started to die.



Presidents, admins, and tanks all over the world were disappearing! What could be happening! Well SOME newspapers out there are trying to tell you it was the work of a hacker.



I come to you as a regular citizen of the world, telling you this was not the work of a hacker! No... It was something much worse.

Or should I say someone?

Yes, my dear readers, the perpetrator of this nefarious scheme was none other than the Magic Hot Air Balloon!


(Me pleading for the Balloon to stop)

Her onslaught was terrible, even going as far as deathing The Prasident of Good Geromany, Konrad Neumann! ..................... I gasped, and knew I had to do something in HASTILY!

In fact..... I would have to do something bold.



I stole the god damn Helon-Jang! Prized Battleship of China! Magic Hot Air Balloon knew she couldn't keep up her killing spree and fight the Helon-Jang at the same time... so she opened up the Gaping.



The Magic Hot Air Balloon escaped right into it, fleeing the scene! Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for us, the Gaping also turned back time, undoing all the damage to the dead citizens. I was unaffected by the Time Travel due to the Helon-Jangs protective casing, but I knew all of you would have forgotten, which is why I wrote this article.

True story, btw.