Good evening American. Here I am, sitting in my room, Enjoying some Gangnam style, And I have a question for you.
It is only if you know how. Let me tell you how American.
Serbia and Poland have the right idea, Go wherever you`re not wanted, And stay there. That`s how Serbians almost come close to taking over our country each month and that`s how the Polish Have dominated Europe. It is one of the oldest strategies used by the human race to ensure that they will live in history.
But do we, As Americans, Really know how to do that?
I don`t believe so. And let me tell you why.
Ever since eCanada came to exist in this wonderful virtual world of ours, It has not had a single moment to itself. It has been occupied over and over again. Why? Because Canada is too peaceful for it`s own good.
And why does Spain suddenly have something to say in terms of power? simply because they started to destroy and take over everything around them. Sounds simple right?
Well, our politicians seem to disagree with this method of action. Which is why we waste such good days fighting Taiwan and helping FYROM instead of exporting our great Star Spangled Banner to the rest of the world`s map.
It is also why we are all so bored and dull. Why there is no heat in our hearts. Why we have no passion to stand up for this land and kick the world`s butt.
Well, What are you to do American? I`ll tell you.
Your President is there to serve you. So is the congress. They WILL listen to you. Call to them, Order them to expand our territory and change our borderlines for good.
Forget your pitiful fight with each other. Forget AFA`s nonesense, Forget propaganda, UNITE, And kick some butt.
That, American, Is the secret to greatness. Your greatness. It is steps away, That star spangled banner that will soon hang above every single piece of this world, Only if you want it to.
And here is something for your enjoyment:
What is this?You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.