What is eNationality?
Flaco Jimenez
In response to a very well written article by Aryzn found here, I decided to examine the concept of eNationality.
I was eborn Aug 31, 2008 in the eUSA. I was mayor of Austin, Texas for a single term, served in the US military, and started my business empire in houses. After extreme disgust with the politics of the eUS I sold my businesses and moved to Siberia to become an oil tycoon. After a short period eRomania invaded and my money was worthless and I could no longer sell oil. I lived in Romania for several months working as a topless dancer and finally saved enough to buy a license to sell oil. Eventually the language barrier and a lack of workers forced me to sell my oil wells.
After a period of several months I moved to eSpain and became a weapons manufacturer. I served in the military, joined a party, was elected to Congress and became quite wealthy with the high wages and cheap resources. I parlayed my wealth into several iron mines and sold the goods abroad.
A friend invited me to eCanada during the first invasion. I joined the military and won my first battle hero during that war. After the invasion was defeated another friend invited me to eSingapore to head the eSingaporean navy. I joined a party and served several terms in Congress. I was elected to a term as country president which I served with distinction and honor. I became even richer by playing the monetary market and weapons manufacturing.
I felt the wanderlust in my tattered gypsy soul once again and followed a friend to eIreland. I served in the ICA, joined a party, served in Congress, and fought bravely whenever called. As much as I loved eIreland I could not stay that long.
I began to wander the eworld seeking adventures and lulz. I have visited the vast majority of countries at least once. I was part of the pioneering of eTaiwan. I have tried my hand at numerous businesses and been very successful at most of them. Last year I ended up in eJapan as a wandering Dioist monk. My humble service here is not worth mentioning. If anyone is curious PM me for a list.
So my question to you eJapan is simple.
What enationality am I?
Comments
Denied.
What is eNationality to you?
What is your understanding of it?
By default, it is the country of your citizenship. Yet there are many exceptions...
Who makes those exceptions? That is the important question.
I said that by default it is the country of your citizenship. But maybe I said it the wrong way.
It is not just your citizenship, but also the way you act can define you to a certain nation... The exceptions, as follows, are those who have the citizenship of one country, yet act as it is only a word on their profile and behave in a way that shows their nationality to be other.
The only way to decide those factors in this setting is by written words. If someone lacks the ability to express themselves in a common language you cannot judge their intent. Also text lacks the ability to properly convey intent and emotion.
You're freeman ,free of any constraints that rule behavior of people calling themselves (e)Nationalists, it's a great thing. You could paraphrase Seneca the younger and say 'Patria mea totus hic eMundus est' = 'My homeland is this whole eWorld.".
You are being free from the National illusion
You don't have japanese avatar, you should burn burn burn! xD
I understand you completely, Flaco. Doesn't matter from where you came, it's only matter are you serving your country on the best possible way you can and want...
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Nice article Flaco-san..some shall never understand what it means to be free from those narrow-minded shackles.
Apparently, we are a eNation with an Identity Crisis.
Not at all. We are all in eJapan fighting as hard as possible to have a secure place to elive.
I think that would take a eBaby-boom ^.^
My gods... he wrote an article that wasn't flame, or troll, or stupid... Hell it was even a decent read.
...excuse me I have to go die of shock now.....
Thank you for your reply now please commit seppuku. Thanks in advance,
eWeirdo?