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At the same time, across the Gulf of Finland
- s33vald, do you have a plan?
- Sorry, I forgot it.

s33vald puts on his cool face and Estonian facepalms.

- I called the Hungarian president, he said that Hungary will send someone.
- Hungary sends only one man to help us?
- I didn't understand him, neither did he understand me. He speaks only Hungarian, and I speak only Estonian.

Estonian hits the ground with his fists and shouts loudly: - Why me?

Five minutes before the attack, in a harbor in Southern Finland
- Hi Stogis, did you get my message?
- Sure did, and your gold too. How do you do, Ommi?
- Fine thanks, take a look of my troll army! That one is called Kanervikko, he is mightiest troll of 'em all! There at the left is LeFt, he is a good one too. That one who looks like a... like a... well, like a stone is called Avec. Normally they work at my mines, but I promised them a free cookie if they kill Estonians, and get me some vodka.
- Great! Now that we have a massive army, we have good chances to beat the Beerland!

Seconds before planned attack, in the same harbour
- Stogis?
- Yes, Okkius?
- I think you should order them to attack.
- Are you sure?
- We are three seconds behind the schedule.
- We can't be.
- Just shout and order them to attack.
- SOLDIERS OF FINLAND, I ORDER YOU TO ATTACK ESTONIA! REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO KILL CIVILIANS, BUT DON'T MESS UP WITH THE VODKA, JUST BRING IT TO FINLAND AND WE'LL GET RID OF IT!

The battle on the Estonian coast

The battle begins and the trolls, Finns, Croatians and the rest of the good guys are winning. They take control of the whole Pohja-Eesti in seconds. The battle still goes on and on and on... and finally the Hungarians arrive.
- s33vald, s33vald!
- What now?
- There is a plane, there is a plane!
- That's a bird.
- That's a plane, not a bird.
- It's a bird, just leave me alone! I want to sleep!
- OK.

Estonian isn't too happy about this.

Central Estonia

The Hungarian bird lands in Keski-Eesti and starts to fight against the good Finland that was almost giving Estonians their freedom back from evil leaders of Peenix. The battle goes on until on the very last minutes something is starting to happen in the unnamed harbor in Southern Finland.

- I, the mighty Stogis, order you to kill all Estonians!
- A good one, sir!
- Thanks Okkius. Have you seen any vodka brought back yet?
- No, sir.
- Then we just wait, and... See that Croatian girl? She has biggest boobs I've ever seen!
- I see her, sir.
- Quick, take a picture, I want to see her again tomorrow.
- I will not take a photo of her. Try to act normally... or don't. Just be polite.
- I am trying, can't you see that?
- I think that you should make them attack faster so I don't have to watch you without alcohol.
- ATTACK! I NEED SOME VODKA QUICKLY!

Back at the scene of battle

The good guys' troops attack, and the battle rages on like never before. Finally Hungary sends in their last "bird" full of elite soldiers. They just come and battle like never before, using unbelievable amount of ammo, guns, men and hot Croatian soldier chicks. Finally the evil president of Estonia is celebrating with s33vald.
- We did it!
- Leave me alone, I don't care!
- Just look, Hungarians won the Finns, we have our vodka, Finns didn't take these!

s33vald punches Estonian and continues sleeping.

In the harbour after the battle

- Look Ommi, we have lots of vodka and the Estonians think that they still have these!
- You liked my idea of giving them empty vodka bottles filled with water?
- Sure I did!
- Now you can be drunk for the rest of your presidency!
- And you can be drunk for the rest of my presidency!

KIPPIS!