What a month

Day 4,571, 23:11 • Published in USA USA • by KingTaco

It's 1:51am so cut me some slack.

When Tyler Bubbles picked me up from outside the brothel in his stretch hummer limo, put a bag over my head, drove to an undisclosed location, tied me to a chair and proceeded to torture me for the next 85 hours into being the Secretary of the Interior I was worried to say the least. First of all, do we even have an Interior and second of all when is lunch?

After Tyler gave me a grilled cheese (with the crusts cut off) I felt much more at ease, maybe this will be like Disney land, only with less waiting in line. So really nothing like Disney land. All that had to happen is Tyler needed to win. I thought for an hour solid on how I was going to get Tyler to win the Country President elections. At the end of the hour I realized there wasn't a single thing I could do and any further effort would be futile so I replaced the bandages on my nipples from earlier's adventures and went to sleep.

Fast forward to election day.

It's tense. I'm still asleep. But it's tense. Who knows who will win; everyone running is at least moderately competent for a web-based game and i'm sure there are no multis or rigging going on at all, its a totally fair election and the best man will truly come on top!

!SPOILER ALERT!
Tyler won. Shocker.

And the rest is history.

That i'll tell you right now.

The last [insert approximate time here] has been a whole lot of fun, Tyler has been seriously just the right amount of active, hes been super supportive, he has given us just amount of direction to let us run wild and do our thing, while giving us feedback along the way - he brought a team of people from different backgrounds, different parties, and different tastes in taco toppings. What an incredible achievement, honestly I could have probably only done it after a few stiff drinks. Oh crap maybe that's his secret!! 😮 I have thoroughly enjoyed my time playing with Tyler and the crew of misfits he calls a cabinet. Every day has been an adventure, hes allowed me to create the DoI Site: SHAMELESS PLUG - http://www.eusadoi.com/DOI - he brought back the executive branch and brought it back hard, and I think next month, after the whole war or something idk I wasn't paying attention, is over we can bring back the war part of the game in all its unfinished glory which is something that has clearly been amiss. I know my opinion carries as much weight as a poorly crafted tacoshell, but I truly believe Tyler will go down as one of the greats. The game is on a downhill decline riding on the back of a virus yet somehow he has managed to inject energy, excitement, and energy into the game that it very much needed and we are a stronger nation because of it.

So I ask you, as your taco overlord, vote Tyler Bubblar in the next presidential elections, because honestly if you don't then sadness.

Thanks for allowing me to waste your time,

Signed,

With love,

Sincerely,

Your SoI,

KingTaco

Thanks for all you do, Tyler. 🙂


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