Wellness for the Masses!
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by Manifesto
Apparently this article didn't publish the first time, so here's take two.
The Soviet Union is growing comrades. Each day more people immigrate to our motherland; more comrades to join the bulwark of the Russian workers and more soldiers enlist in our revolutionary Red Army. With each passing day through the will of the masses and the leadership of our revolutionary socialist party, Russia is transforming from a small nation to a strong and prosperous workers Union. However with this growth come inevitable grownig pains.
Wellness for all Russians is needed for a more productive work force and a stronger army: more goods can be produced for cheaper, and our comrades will be able to engage our imperialist enemies for much longer. The Soviet Economic Planning Commission and the Government of the Soviet Union is announcing our Universal Wellness Campaign. Our goal is to increase the wellness of all Russians to approximately 85% by purchasing gifts from State Industries and distributing them to Russian citizens.
This may sound expensive, however no money will actually be spent. All money spent on gifts from the State Industries will go back to the public treasury. The profits created would be recycled back to the country... which nearly translates to free gifts for everyone. A few days ago, the Soviet Government created the Russian National Bank and Treasury, which will help facilitate these transactions.
We wish to give these gifts to all Russians, however we will be limiting these gifts to those who are most active and actually want increased wellness. Therefore, in order to receive your gifts, please register by either sending President Manifesto a PM or commenting on this article your desire to receive gifts. An open account of all transactions and recipients will be visible on our forums under "Political Bureau". Because companies can only create so many gifts a day, increasing the wellness of all Russians will take a long time. However we feel that increasing as many peoples' wellness as possible is a good step in ensuring our advancement as a socialist workers state.
Workers of the World, Unite!
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I\'d be interested in receiving some of these considering I have been hit by the food bug and have not eaten any of my food for more than a month. I\'ve only survived by receiving gifts from Sasha and from a manual boost in my wellness points after repeated complaints to admin (they adjusted the wellness but did not fix the bug.)
I\'d be happy to join this system, I\'ll also direct the attention of the workers I have helped recruit to this program.
From my end Puskin, it says you have 100% wellness.
I would really like to recieve a gift 🙂
Okay, so far we have Faux and Che on our list, and possibly Pushkin once we figure out whats going on with his wellness.
You will be receiving multiple gifts over a period of time, not just one comrade 😉. We could consider this part of a Universal Health Plan as it has to do with wellness.
Technically, there is no need for this program to be \"universal.\" It really should be geared toward workers, since GM\'s can keep their wellness level up simply by purchaisng food, and if its low they can increase it by higher quality food. I\'d suggest limiting the program only to the nation\'s workers.
When the only high quality food is being produced by a liar, thief, and a bigot I think we\'ll take the wellness hit and manage ourselves. Thanks.
In GOSPLAN, the GM\'s are workers who get to manage the industry. They get paid the same as the workers, and do not recieve any sort of advantage over others... thus we will not overlook them. Also, the workers are the masses while the other GM\'s represent such a small portion of the population (with obviously near 100% wellness) that saying everybody is much easier than going into super specifics.
The admins have apparently fixed my food bug now (and must have boosted my wellness to 100😵 I am now eating food again and everything seems fine.