Welcome to Your Quagmire PEACE

Day 669, 23:23 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten

A Brief Rundown of Today's Events:

1. We won in Canada against Iran. YEAH!!!! for the good guys!!!
2. We retreated Arkansas and Missouri prior to winning Colorado.
3. With the gained initiative we then attacked Oklahoma in Columbia and Missouri in Russia.
4. Russia almost immediately retreated Missouri and Columbia retreated Oklahoma.
5. We proceed to attack Illinois. Take that Russia!!!!
7. Piss and Diet Coke Break.
8. Oh Noez!!! Russia has retreated Illinois and France has attacked Delaware. Incredible profanity by everyone ensues!!!
9. We RW Texas so we can have Tex-Mex back in the American diet. Take that PEACE!!!!
10. We surrender Delaware to France and attack Tennessee and Arkansas. Buy those Back Parter!
11. France attacks Maryland which we in turn surrender. Take that Pierre!!
12. We then start another RW in New Mexico.
13. Finally we attack Alabama, thus forcing Parter to expend more of his gold on another state.

While the above summary has some comical anecdotes in it, it clearly illustrates the desperate nature of our enemies. Through a variety of means and ingenuity by our JCS and allies we have been able to find ways to counter whatever PEACE has decided to throw at us. Inevitably whatever they throw at us we will counter and survive. What they fail to understand is that this is not the EDEN, Canada, or USA of three months ago. We are not the lumbering giants of days past. We are getting smarter and stronger at exponential rates. Our allied planning has improved and we anticipate and counter at and incredible rate. Our military and that of our allies are becoming more disciplined and hardened by battle.

They intended to destroy us and drive us to our knees but instead have created a group of nations with an iron resolve prepared to bear the burden and pay an extreme price for ultimate victory. No matter what PEACE throws at both us and our allies we will continue to get progressively stronger and smarter until we reach a critical mass and explode and consume them. They thought they would have an easy conquest and would secure our regions to add to their gold coffers, instead they have found themselves in a perpetual quagmire that is wasting their resources and draining their gold instead.

We have committed groups of resistance fighters arising daily to liberate regions occupied by the Colombians and by the Russians. Our citizens have shown incredible patience and dedication in this conflict. They understand the consequences of this conflict and are prepared to do what is necessary to ensure victory. As the days drag by, PEACE becomes more and more desperate, dragging all of their puppet states into this conflict in order to delay the inevitable outcome, which is certain defeat. Rather than buying themselves the ultimate victory, they have secured themselves a quagmire and we will bring them to their knees.