Welcome to the Dark Side eh?

Day 1,141, 10:27 Published in New Zealand Turkey by Manny Calavera

For all of you who don’t think that the current government considers eNewZealand a Serbian colony, and that they are our friends, I would like to translate the following article written by Koska de STRAH, entitled ‘Welcome to the Dark Side,’ (written only for eSerbs) which can be found here.

“This article is dedicated to people in eSerbia so it won`t be version on English

Hello Everyone!!!

Let me invite you to zoom in Serbian colony in New Zealand, Serbs and Slovenes currently hold 60% of Congress, but by introducing new rules one of us left. In addition to local Maori, who are very similar to the average Serb



(Such as bidite with pictures), and others with whom we cooperate nicely, wild populations of New Zealand are constantly threatening us and force us from our country, calling us names.

But we are not giving up out of spite and that is why we need your help, but before you venture into a new adventure I will describe to you a bit of what awaits and what is expected of you.

Why New Zealand?


Beautiful nature!


Lambs are not worse than our!


Familiar faces!


A new beginning, help build the New Zealand together!


Some shepherds ... fools!


Earn extra money!


Become a member of Congress!


Or army!

If you are tired of political bickering in Serbia, If you want a fresh start then New Zealand is the right choice for you, here all Serbs are united. Be a part of the Government, a team in which there is no politicking [sic] as in eSerbia but instead we work together. New Zealand has signed with Serbia MMR so you will not spill blood in battles against Serbia.

If you are interested and want to get more information, send a message and we will contact you as soon as possible.


YOUR PASSPORT IS WAITING FOR YOU”

*End of Translation*

I don’t know what any of these means to you, my valued readers, but to me it sounds like a cry for more eSerbs/Slovenes to come eNZ to take part in the upcoming elections, because they know they are in danger of losing! The timing could not have been any better on their part. I have been here for over a month now, and I haven’t seen anything quite like this! This pretty much reinforces every non- Serbian/Slovenian opinion that eNZ is in fact an eSerbian Colony. This is a cry for help because they are losing the country to the ‘wild populations of New Zealand’ by ‘calling us names.’

Bedi Vere is the candidate that my party, the Peace ‘n’ Prosperity Party has proposed to run for CP. She has also been supported by both the New Zealand Solidarity Union and the Kiwi Independent Party. What I am getting it as that the major parties are throwing their support behind Bedi Vere, why shouldn’t you? Don’t just take my word for it though, in order to make the right choice I urge you to read her platform and make up your own mind. If you want a free eNew Zealand, not an eSerbian Colony, vote for Bedi Vere tomorrow!!!
As always, Thanks for reading.

Xanthar Zaiban